Day 3143 Florida man episode 2
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Florida man episode 2
As previously announced, here is the much anticipated second episode of the epic Florida man story, enjoy!
Naked Florida Man Poops Self During Home Invasion, Shot by Female Homeowner
Florida Man Rapes Woman So He Can Be Sent To Prison And Go After His Son’s Killer
Florida man busts church windows, says he was 'angry with God'
Florida man gets 17 years in prison for stealing $500G from blind woman that he spent on Lamborghinis, Porsches and nipple pasties
www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-man-prison-stealing-500k-blind-widow-article-1.2684366
Florida man steals deceased vet's wallet to buy pizza
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/trending-now/deputies-florida-man-steals-deceased-vets-wallet-to-buy-pizza/357895646
Florida man says 'it's a nice view' as he pleasures himself on beach
Florida man gets 10 days in jail for punching swan
Florida man shoots son to death after argument over beer
http://myfox8.com/2016/06/27/florida-man-shoots-son-to-death-after-argument-over-beer/
Florida man uses 18-month-old child as human shield
Florida man's arm bitten off by gator as he ran from police
Naked Florida man sends 5 dogs to viciously kill poodle because owner is a Muslim ‘terrorist prick’
Florida man does magic trick, pulls woman's bathing suit off
Florida Man Sues Apple for $10+ Billion, Says iOS Devices Copy His 1992 Drawings
http://www.macrumors.com/2016/06/28/florida-man-sues-apple-1992-invention/
Florida man called 911 because Checkers got order wrong
Florida Man Beaten With Own Weapon After Breaking Into Home, Fighting With Owners
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Beaten-With-Own-Weapon-After-Breaking-Into-Home-Fighting-With-Owners-384648521.html
No Florida man was harmed during this weeks news report, simply couldn't find a funny death, better luck next time.
These are all actual headlines from various ( granted sometimes dubious ) internet news outlets. The Royal Navy Reader is not responsible for any side-effects caused by the reading of this article.
Hope ya'll enjoyed, Florida man will be back soon-ish with episode 3
Cheers,
Suezo
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the hero we deserve
All hail Florida Man!