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Day 4,915, 01:01 Published in USA USA by Hcmadman legione astra equitum

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In an exciting and totally unexpected turn of events that are only slightly slapdash and completely half assorized, I bring you the undeniable news that Herr Vootsman has been nominated by some members of USWP to be president of the U S of A.




This reporter has never seen anything like this happen three times in a row, at least since last Tuesday.



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