Advice for Citizen B and DAL
Day 746, 13:59
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by Rylde
I realize this election must be stressful as your 2 clickers aren't coming through for you this election. They would rather vote for a celebrity such as Jacobi instead of follow your simple instructions of
-Click community
-Select elections
-Vote for derek Harland
So I have some friendly advice for you I found on the net.
1.Relax! Try not to worry about inserting the tampon right the first time. If you are tense it will make insertion harder.
2. The tampon should glide inside without any discomfort.
Better luck next election Citizen B
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Mua ha ha ha!!!!
That's funny, I don't care you are.
Funny, Rylde.
"Relax! Try not to worry about inserting the tampon right the first time. If you are tense it will make insertion harder."
Thanks for you experienced, expert advice. You surely know what you're doing. When I do need to use a tampon (which is likely never), I will surely rely on an old pro like yourself to be my mentor.
Citizen B
Nice try CB but I have a disclaimer.
"So I have some friendly advice for you I found on the net"
Why would you ever need to use one? That really has me scratching my head.
(I think its actually head lice.)
Citizen B
Nice to see you have a backbone occasionally. Well its been fun but you better get back to rankings and checking for new know nothing players that have nothing to gain by joining DAL.
What 2-clickers are you talking about?
I'll have to take that as a compliment. (I hope your friends dont' find out.)
Citizen B
I guess it struck a nerve, Rylde.
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Wait, I think I almost got it. Just tell me if it goes in the right or the left ear.
Nah Dom, I think it's a nose thing. You know, when it's runny and you can't find a tissue?
Voted for comedy! 😃
Rylde is not of the same social or political spectrum as I. So, despite the fact that I would have "lol"ed and voted up this article if it were written by someone of my own ilk, I have to disapprove and be offened on behalf of all women out there.
You know, SOME people do use pantyliners. Let's try to be all-inclusive next time.
lol love it
this is an amazing article