A Christmas Truce of sorts

Day 4,415, 12:35 • Published in USA USA • by chickensguys
Diplomacia Portuguesa
The past few days have been eventful, especially on our eastern seaboard, but these events were not the sort of thing easily discussed in a public forum. Portugal’s invasion into Chilean held American cores posed a specific set of challenges for this administration. The original plan from Chile was a good one, but they executed their role so haphazardly and indecisively it's no surprise Portugal so easily removed Chile from the map. At this moment, things were starting to look rather difficult.

By all accounts, Portugal’s next step was to NE eUSA. It has long been this administration’s overriding goal to provide peace and stability at home and support our allies abroad. With that mindset, I took the initiative and opened communications with our former friends, the Portuguese.

After a long discussion, Portugal agreed to withdraw after eliminating the Chilean presence in the eUSA. I am grateful for Portuguese professionalism and hospitality on this soon to be eChristmas day. While we are no longer allies in the traditional sense, that does NOT mean we should waste our tanks and ebs fighting each other. As permanent neighbors, we can learn to live with each other and overcome disputes through discussion rather than force.

K-Pop comes to America
In the coming days, if all goes according to plan, South Korea will be moving into Delaware to begin a ping pong training war with eUSA. South Korea will be based in Delaware and will declare on the surrounding regions. The current administration is very happy to have K-Pop in the states.

Signed,
Chickensguys
President of the eUnited States of America.