[WTP] We the People for Congress
Oblige
Dear America:
I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 22, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking my usual copy-pasta congressional article with some updated copy pasta.
First: behold! I have my own collectible trading card!
This term: I will be running with We the People.
If elected I will totally:
★ Sign in to all of those pesky Congressional hearings
★ Absolutely donate the five gold writing this article allows me to keep
★ Frustrate DMJ at all times
★ Make a failed attempt to gather votes to run for Speaker of the House or some other Congressional Leadership position
★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that asked stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information
My curriculum vitae:
★ Six Term as President of these eUnited States
★ Most Presidential American Ever
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Retired Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Twenty one term Congressman
★ Select Committee on Intelligence Member
★ Two term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ Economics Council Member
★ National Security Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ Recipient of Congressional W.H.A.L.E. Award
★ WTP Party Founder
★ One point five term WTP Party President
★ LAP Party Founder
★ One term LAP Party President
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil
So remember, Americans, when it comes time to vote on the 25th - vote For the People, By the People - WE THE PEOPLE!
Shout this:
~whale noises~
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2410622/1/20
We the People for Congress!
Comments
First denied.
pirinc acquired
I see no pasta in this article *disappointed*
Frustrating DMJ is always a top priority!
Lies and slander.
...and he always takes it with love in his heart and a smile on his face!
So much truth! Wait, what does truth mean again? >_>
Whatever the 'Pfeiferst' want to mean....
\0/
Voted!
INSURGIO~
good luck o/
I love having our own whale and 6 time President....
Whale sounds....http://youtu.be/savCAd6RyPI
voted
★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that asked stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information
^ I don't know about the last part but the first part is true. Oblige is great at trying to make fun of people. New Congresspeople often ask questions that seem dumb (see: me) b/c they're not used to asking the right questions yet. Or we've been plowed with fibs like "no question is dumb" but that's obv. not true.
TRYING?
YESH. You do a miserable job at it. Can never tell if you're making fun of me or not (should I assume yes from here on out?).
🙁
Well if I'm doing it wrong.
~hyuu~
FIST
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO