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Day 4,373, 05:02 Published in USA USA by Trite of the northern Penguins

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Q. What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?

A. Ask for a Wii-match!

Q. How does a computer get drunk?

A. It takes screenshots.

Q. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?

A. To get to the other slide.

PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I’m addicted to checking my Twitter!

DOCTOR: I’m so sorry, I don’t follow.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

We’ll we’ll we’ll…if it isn’t autocorrect.