[Spamican] A Bog Standard Party Recruitment Article With Bias and Bullocks.
Karacticus
Greetings fellow slaves to the game.
It is tradition in the eUK for every new PP to produce a recruitment article for his or her party on the 17th of every month. In one of these articles the PP will usually promise you one or more of the following:
*Help.
*A vibrant community.
We can offer you none of this. In fact we refuse to.
Nobody is asking you to join.
I mean your welcome to but please don't expect anything.
Spamican HQ is a happy place where things are stacked and then un-stacked.
It is a simple existence but one which we enjoy.
You'd think that but we actually run the country.
Whilst others toil and struggle by doing things we keep stacking.
We are pleased to announce that Horice will be our next candidate for the upcoming CP elections. In an unusual turn of events he has written a manifesto, something we don't usually encourage.
We would also like to thank the UKRP for doing the right thing and backing the best man for the job. I think we can all agree that they've backed some real stinkers in the last few years but kudos for seeing the light.
This concludes our latest update.
Here is the quick summary for those who can't be arsed to read it all:
2)We run the country.
3)Horice is the next CP of the eUK.
4)UKRP have finally backed a real CP.
5)Woldy has stolen the treasury.
We'll then put your ideas to the committee and see if we can help.
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I like the Spamicans - they are politicians you can trust. They promise nothing and they deliver it every time....