[MoFA] Éire-Uk Relations Update
Irish Foreign Ministry
Citizens of Ireland,
I write this update to you as the clock ticks down on the peace proposal between our rising nation and that of the United Kingdom.
In recent months we've enjoyed great relations with our neighbor. They've assisted us to prevent wipes from Asterian invaders and have been a consistent partner in a ping-pong style training war. One could state that the past few months have been the greatest alignment of our nations in game history.
Unfortunatley this relationship is beginning to crumble and a renewed sense of rivalry is starting to bubble.
Over the past week, the Country President of the United Kingdom has brought truth to the words of Albert Einstein when he said; "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." In this case, it was enquired as to whether Ireland would permit the United Kingdom engage in a training war with Argentina who is based within the Irish region of Mayo. On all three enquiries - the Irish government explained our stance and provided clear and just reasons as to why we opposed their proposition. In an attempt to change the record, the same question was submitted to Ireland with Argentina being replaced with Serbia who are based in the Irish region of Dublin. Again we refused based off the exact same reasons as given for Argentina. Unsatisfied with our answers, the UK Country President said he would resort to talking in Asterian channels.
Yesterday, Day 4,776, the day after the discussions of training wars. The UK President starting making threats of ending the Irish-United Kingdom training war should Irland not put "a short leash" on one of our citizens. Said citizen is a long time friend of Ireland and historically speaking was one of our biggest rivals. In Version 1 days, every Irish soldier feared the sight on Alfa on the battlefield. The tide has changed and he has become one of our good comrades for a multitude of reasons, a key one being our similar interests in how to enjoy this game. While holding Irish citizenship, the UK CP believes that Alfas actions are the responsibility of the Irish government. On the contrary, while Alfa holds British citizenship, he is not the responsability of his British government and is classified as a rogue solo agent. Do you see the hypocrisy?
British dissatisfaction with Irelands recent rise in strength is evident in all ways the UK Country President has addressed us. They have sought to slow our Training Wars and utilize our partners. They have failed to create a successful system themselves. With 12 regions, they operated only 3 Training Wars, one of which was with Ireland; the other two with Bulgaria and Romania who run rampant across their cores eliminating the potential of British profits. Meanwhile here in Ireland we have operated 5 Training Wars from our 6 core regions - a cause of jealousy amongst the bitter and ineffective British President.
Fed up with the constant efforts to goad us into some sense of turmoil, we persevered and cut to the chase when we told the British government - if you want to end our Training War, send a Peace Proposal and we will accept it. They did just that alongside issuing some profantiies directed at us.
Comically, in informing his own congress of these developments, the British President pinned all the blame to Ireland. He stated that Ireland "may (randomly) end up a bit of a difficulty" and described the end of our training war and warm relations as "a bit of a downer".
Not once did Ireland say we would be a problem, not once did we say we wanted to end our training war. We gave reasons to reject British Training Wars utilizing our partners based in our cores and we denied any responsability for the actions of a United Kingdom Legend XX in United Kingdom battles. The entire decision was made by the United Kingdom Government at which they had to lie to their population about.
In conclusion,
be careful for what you wish for,
cause you might just get it,
you might just get it,
you might just get it.
*Ireland denies any accusation that we are the Pussycat Dolls.
Comments
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Wipe uk
Might be a touch to far as we'd also have to consider the Spanish 100% rentals as well as the Portugal, Belgian and Norwegian concessions.
Wipe all
Very considerable of you, thanks! I do not know any details, but a Gov (in my eyes) Cannot be responsible for the actions of a handful of individuals. Having said this, i rest my case.
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Quite looking forward to returning to the UK at some point and having SHA or whomever responsible for me before the world.
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You seem to want to have your cake and eat it...
We didn't particularly want Alfa about after the last dictatorship attempt and you took him on.
I was quite clear we would not be interested in carrying on the TW if you were not just unable but unwilling to lift a finger really.
I'd rather hoped we made a clean cut of things but clearly this article bizarrely shows otherwise x_X
So since becoming Irish again - Which walls did I push the wrong way, TW's did I end, RWs I caused a benching in?
None.
We'd rather hoped you'd **** off than poach our Asteria campaigns o/
Simple farming efficiency at work.
Legend tends to lock you into a particular nation with only Air as a respite.
Till Plato stops trying to make us players settle in one place then I wouldn't expect a change in a situation where Legend is acting as a bonus bang for the buck.
Whether you want him or not doesn't make it any less different. We aren't responsible for his actions, actions which he carries out regardless of whether his citizenship was Irish, British or Jamaican....
I asked lift a finger in what way and you never said? What do you propose we do to solve the UK's issues?
Clean cut of things? You kept purposely irritating us by asking the same question over and over, you made threats/ultimatums, you decided to end the training war, you lied to your congress as to why things were ending and then you "instruct" Ireland to sign peace....
It is sort of beggar's belief you'd grant him citizenship after your failed dictatorship and then, when warned if he played up again we'd close off the TW, explode when we close the TW...
Please accept peace as discussed o/
As I said several times, peace will be accepted. Ireland respect its deals.
Good.
Wouldn't say it's good for you, but fine..
Not only that you lost a TW, you didn't gain anything and the future isn't looking bright for ya.
For one I enjoy not being directed by patronizing bullies like yourself and Alfa on that score o/
We were just looking forward to a positive relations with UK during the TW.
You only looked for reasons to piss us out, do you really want them logs to be published? Multiple insults, asking for the impossible and demanding something out of us, threating to end TW and so on...that's the bully behaviour. Ireland makes its own decisions, UK makes its own, each one of us takes the consequences too.
Just sign peace mate. If we're to expect more poaching in our other campaigns then there's no real point discussing this
Peace is being accepted, stop acting like we won't accepted, never has been said we wouldn't do that.
There were no point discussing it after calling us idiots for the 3rd time in two days, but here we are..
That's just the polite version...
Currently logged as 'croatians on bought macedonian accounts masquerading as irish terrorists'
I pity you.
Do save it. I really cba indulging this forced drama any further, to wish Ire the best and to leave us alone o/
Lol'd. Time to payback UK? :'D
Not a long time from now 😁
Wipe UK
Lmao
eRepublik 2010: Countries fighting countries and conquering territories
eRepublik 2020: Training wars, farming
can i have northern ireland to build factories in :F
well, that went south quick
Alfa again moving to wherever he gets the most praise.