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Another 6 days and you can find somebody else to throw shit at

Agricultural MAchinery!

Perhaps of German make.

this could do:
http://www.fahrzeugbilder.de/1024/allgaier-kaelble-r22-gebaut-1949-1952-22-67784.jpg

That man is wearing to many clothes...

IMPEACH!

peach

each

I heard Zaphod has the keys to a brand new combine harvester!

I prefur the cat in the hat.

I don't do hats. They mess up my fur.

It's possible that the cat has a new tie. Which could be significant.

Nope. Same tie. Or at the very least the same design. Jeremy's very predictable with his dress.

But he isn't wearing a dress??

Attire. Garb. Clothing.

Dammit, Knee! 😉

Ok let's do this
I've been the rowing office, what's the precise problem with this?
Plans which happened, battle plans I gave co guess. I can't relax lol plans to them before they're leaked can I?
Which buttons haven't I hit?
We are being forced into a TW with USA no doubt about that. My challenge to you and my opposition in congress, provide an alternative. It's either a TW in their regions providing us daily tp damage, or risk facing s potential wipe again. What's your alternative?
A lot of my critics have nothing but criticism and no solution, and I challenge them all to provide a solution.
Ruined relationship with ireland happened before my term, be real.
Relations with Germany are being nurtured by me. Ilphen knows I love him ❤
Costing up to Pacifica and the USA? We had the chance to do that months ago, I was firmly in favour of Orion. I joined Orion for us this term 😂 Don't see where those rumours are coming from
Minister as speaker, I only appoint ministers, not the speakers. That's congress' messing up and not me.
Northern Ireland are being released today.
I might not be a war leader, but by god am I a diplomat, working tirelessly with our politicians from allied nations.

*foreign office

Finally, some answers.

Don't get me wrong, AMD, I like you. ou stick to your principles, even if I don't agree with them. I'll reply to your points.

- MoFA is probably the biggest task after the MoD. I can understand that you've been there a long time, but as CP you have to delegate. Furthermore when was the last time the MoFA published an article? The casual observer might consider that there is no MoFA.

- Failure to hit the NE button on Finland could have proved costly. In hindsight, all worked out OK, but it was obvious they were going to try it so we had to beat them to the punch. Similar accusations might have been levelled at the US situation.

- I understand that the US have us over a barrel, and I'm happy with a TW on their turf but that isn't happening right now. Are we really going to be a patsy and roll over every time the US says jump? Or is it time to say enough, take a good hard look at the MPP stack we have and say "hey, guys, fancy a vacation in California?"

- Relations with Ireland weren't great, but they've been a hell of a lot better in the not too distant past and it appears to me that very little is being done to rectify this. The failure of them to release NI in the last RW there didn't exactly help. Relations with Germany was more of an MoD failure than yours.

- "Cosying up to Pacifica and the US" comes from a (possibly throwaway) response by you to a comment by US dictator fingerguns asking when we were joining. Remember, Mewsnight remains satire. Otherwise it'd always be serious, and I don't like always serious.

- Minister as Speaker. Yes, Congress should have sorted this a long time ago, but Sir Humphrey should have stood down as soon as he became a Minister. Criticism is at him, not you.

- NI should have been released in the last RW, which happened after the MPP with Albania was agreed.

- You may be a fantastic diplomat, but you are lousy at communicating with the population at large. Last MoFA publication? 154 days ago...

but you are lousy at communicating with the population at large. Last MoFA publication? 154 days ago...

You are correct this is the first time in a long time I've been publishing any foreig affairs information, so arguably that's a criticism on my performance as mofa rather than cp, as thisterm acting as both I've been much nor informative then my time as mofa.

Us wasn't as predictable, it's established they were baiting Canada into a war. Finland they best yourself, and me by less than a minute. I think that's an unfair criticism but one I will accept

Then propose that. So far I've had very little opposition to a training war in congress, which you are a part of. A few of our allies have proposed that but is impractical unless our mpp stack got fully behind an invasion in the USA, especially with 51 regions to take. It's impractical and difficult, and expensive for us to do that alone. Don't get me wrong though it would be bloody brilliant.

No reasons with Ireland have been drifting apart for a long time. You're incorrect. Last month they actually invaded us or did you forget that? The fact of that is, ireland were in exactly the same situation as us, and we went more towards Bulgaria, Macedonia and ultimately Orion whereas Ireland drifted towards the Pro Pacifica side. I've spoken to sluagh at length about it, and there's not a Lt that could have prevented it on our behalf.
Germany, yeah. Bloody MoD. That's what delegation gets you ;P

Criticism not st me 😛 congress still has time to remove him from
The position, but let's be completely realistic. Does anyone else want to do it?

It was never 100% agreed to. Albania kept insisting they stay out of our war with Ireland and never guaranteed the release of Northern Ireland. Can confirm it's being released today though.

Yeah but we ignore the cp articles. Cool. Mofa criticism in giving you. But that's not a valid criticism of this months term. The preceding months, yes.

Bloody Jeremy And his brand of satire ;P

"Then propose that"

Just have done. Let's see if we can start a world war.

Out of interest, do you think my resigning from one or t'other would've been helpful given nobody else seems to want either role or responsibilities?

Has anyone else been asked?

several times, often on my hands and knees 😛

I think Jeremy needs to lay off the drugs he looks wired.

He's just tired. People keep waking him up.

It looks as if someone woke him up with a pole shoved up his backside...

Cockshutt Plow Company FTW!

comment for mission

ok, just wish you weren't so crazy

mission for comment

Jeremy Catspaw talks to a government critic.

Please leave a comment below to help Jeremy do that whole media award thing. Cos he's mightily disgruntled that he hasn't got it yet.Jeremy Catspaw talks to a government critic.

Please leave a comment below to help Jeremy do that whole media award thing. Cos he's mightily disgruntled that he hasn't got it yet.Jeremy Catspaw talks to a government critic.

Please leave a comment below to help Jeremy do that whole media award thing. Cos he's mightily disgruntled that he hasn't got it yet.Jeremy Catspaw talks to a government critic.

Please leave a comment below to help Jeremy do that whole media award thing. Cos he's mightily disgruntled that he hasn't got it yet.Jeremy Catspaw talks to a government critic.

Please leave a comment below to help Jeremy do that whole media award thing. Cos he's mightily disgruntled that he hasn't got it yet.Jeremy Catspaw talks to a government critic.

Please leave a comment below to help Jeremy do that whole media award thing. Cos he's mightily disgruntled that he hasn't got it yet.Jeremy Catspaw talks to a government critic.

Please leave a comment below to help Jeremy do that whole media award thing. Cos he's mightily disgruntled that he hasn't got it yet.Jeremy Catspaw talks to a government critic.

Please leave a comment below to help Jeremy do that whole media award thing. Cos he's mightily disgruntled that he hasn't got it yet.Jeremy Catspaw talks to a government critic.

Please leave a comment below to help Jeremy do that whole media award thing. Cos he's mightily disgruntled that he hasn't got it yet.Jeremy Catspaw talks to a government critic.

Please leave a comment below to help Jeremy do that whole media award thing. Cos he's mightily disgruntled that he hasn't got it yet.Jeremy Catspaw talks to a government critic.

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Could have been a simple "Hi" though 😉

I love cats! V!