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^{Trying to actually read this for the first time and it makes absolutely no sense}

So, first, I know what you may be thinking. Wow Paul, is this hard hitting journalism? Well, no, it's not. I'll probably put out a forecast article for the CP race on the 3rd or so, so look out for that, and well, I'm too busy winning xlympic gold medals regardless, anyway, let's get started~

Federalist News Now

Good Morning Vietnam, this is Paul Proteus here, bringing you all of your latest Federalist News. Also I deliver hallmark cards. Remember that. But that's more of a side job, this is the main thing. Anyway, where was I, oh, right, Fed News.

So here's the deal, some of you may have heard of a Fed-aissance going on right now. Basically, it refers to the prodigious amount of art and science that are flourishing in our party. We also just invented the printing press.


^{Federalist Artists Depicting Leadership Meeting}

Also activity has been incredible. Actually that's the only thing, I totally lied about the printing press thing, but the thing is, you believed me. Anyway it's a good time to be a Fed, our Congressional representation is insane, like over 30% insane. So, stop by, Fed and Foe alike, and check our our forums. We'll probably get along, we're a pretty P/H group.


^{And for the low low price of $19.99 you can have my SecMed job...or less...less is also acceptable}

Fed Primary Ongoing

You may also have heard that a Presidential campaign was going on. And well, that definitely has reverberations in Fedland (I'm definitely trademarking that shit). We're currently voting in our Primary to see who the Federalist Party endorses for President. So Feds, vote here. If you're not a Fed, check out the candidate's answer threads in the visitor section. Current candidates include Pfeiffer and Orikfricai. Should be a good race guys.

And remember, we're a pretty big party all things considered, our endorsement's a pretty big deal, so remember to vote.


^{Okay so maybe I also lied about the whole painting thing earlier}

Anyway, that's all, look for more (and significantly better) media from our Party President, Fingerguns, in her paper. And be informed, I hear there's a pretty cool eNPR Potus debate on http://beam.pro/enpr this Wednesday at 1800 eRep. Be there or be square.


Until next time, signing off,

Paul Proteus,
Your Federalist Political Director and General Enthusiast


^{Props to Fionia for the incredible image}