The results of EDEN-China cooperation

Day 860, 13:52 • Published in China Hungary • by Tomi_ur
Beijing, 13:52 server time, day 860 (10:52 PM CET, 29 March, 2010)



Dear citizens of eChina,

if I look at the latest history of your country (especially the past few months), I must admit that you have reached serious achievements in cooperation with EDEN. On this occasion, let me congratulate you on your success and let me introduce the results of the fruitful relationship between China and EDEN.

1.The loss of Inner Mongolia (4 January 2010)
Owing to the unsuccessful American attack on region Heilongjiang, Hungary started a counterattack and conquered Inner Mongolia from the USA. (Special thanks to Jewitt, “the Cartographist”. He likes us so much that he even applied for Hungarian citizenship. He got it, he deserved it.)

2.The loss of Jilin (4 January 2010)
Russia managed to conquer the region as (except for Romania) no “friendly” EDEN country helped you and you were left alone.

3.The loss of Liaoning (10 February 2010)
- Although Romania and Canada helped you (and even Japan and Malaysia fought on your side as well), you didn’t get any effective help from EDEN, and Russia managed to get the region.
- A bit later your friend Croatia decided to get an original high wood region of France (or to go for a round-the-world tour, who knows) and attacked the neutral Austria (1st attempt). Serbia and Russia decided to sign an alliance with Austria to protect her. As we attacked Austria too, we made a war between Serbia, Russia and Hungary. With its help we managed to carry out successful regionswaps so Serbia succeeded in getting Liaoning. I repeat it: if Croatia hadn’t given Russia and Serbia a chance to sign an MPP with Austria, we would have never had the opportunity to make this operation and you could have managed to get back Liaoning with the help of your activated MPPs. (However, if I look at the reliability of EDEN, I have doubts). So special thanks to Croatia as well.

4. Aborted training war
To have permanent training facilities and to protect your country with several MPPs at the same time you were made to arrange a training war between the Philippines and China. Unfortunately it was cancelled because of the financial reasons of EDEN. Who cares with your security?

5. Wasting financial resources on blocking
Instead of developping your country (building more hospitals and defense systems, expanding your economy) you are “asked” to spend your golds on useless blocking battles from which you make no profit.

6. Your country is a playground of alien powers (USA and the Philippines)
The USA and her puppetstate, the Philippines take control most of China in order to fend off a hypothetical attack of PHOENIX, swapping regions here and there. At the same time, they collect taxes from the Chinese population and develop their own economy.

As for my congrats, I was just kidding, of course. Your country will be always a second-class member in EDEN. Just look at the country who tried to establish the closest relations with you, Romania. Romania is neglected in EDEN as well, her efforts to get to Asia and liberate your regions were not supported by EDEN at all.

You don’t get any explanations from EDEN, you get only promises. “Heilongjiang will return to China.” “China will get back Liaoning.” Oh dear, don’t be so daft that you give credit to these words. You are only fed with hopes. If Croatia or any other EDEN countries manage to obtain Heilongjiang or Liaoning, they would keep it for themselves, of course. They would act just as “generously” as the USA did in connection with Karnataka. The USA went to India to drive away the “evil and imperialistic” Indonesia from the country, however, the USA became the new colonizer of the above-mentioned high iron region.

Hungary offered a non-agression pact to China earlier. Hungary offered rent for Heilongjiang. Hungary offered peace to China. All these offers were rejected. Why? Because your government has had blind faith in EDEN. You can see the results. It’s really high time to wake up, China. The “ingenuity” of EDEN has only caused damage for you so far. Hungary and PHOENIX don’t want to be very best friends of you as we know, until we have any regions of yours under our control, this friendship won’t be true. However, we can be partners for a while until your country gets strong enough to have an own foreign policy, until you can make your country prosper and your economy develop. How long do you still want to wait for EDEN to work miracles? We don’t promise as much as EDEN. We promise less. But less is more.

Kind regards,

Tomi_ur
former MoFA of eHungary
by the way, a great fan of your country, 🙂