Super Official Government Article Thing
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As part of the government master plan to fill the cyberwaves with lots and lots of articles, I guess I can at least provide some substandard examples for those masochistic enough to read it.
Cue a gigantic flag
Cue mood setting music
So do you want to be patriotic?
If your answer is yes, then clean your guns and fill up the gas tank because a warring we will go.
Yes, that is correct, we are going into battle.
In a behemoth effort we are going to walk right up to Hungary and dump their capri sun all over the jungle gym.
We shall strike as one of a thousand blows, as a finger of the FIST OF ASTERIA! We shall sting and slice for freedom and decency, and because we need a vacation villa on the Danube!
TO WAR MY COUNTRYMEN TO WAR!
FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!
Comments
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That Floyd James stuff has an awesome groove.
Only version of green onions I could find thats not blocked on eRep, for some reason 95% of music videos will not play on the platform, I suspect due to some copyright BS.
Tomorrow he will eat some ham.
Usa! Usa! Usa!
I completely agree with PG, very cool. Let's go have some fun!
Who said Croatia? Nobody said Croatia.
Now I'm Hungry.
Will we also mess with France? Those guys look like a human version of Mark Zuckerberg.
This article genuinly made me laugh. Awesome can of whoop ass!