Mr. Andy Goes To Washington

Day 1,673, 17:31 • Published in USA USA • by Andy Dufresne

My fellow Americans, it is my great pleasure to announce that I will be running for President of the eUnited States under the endorsement of Blood Brethren. Under the Dufresne administration you can expect the eUSA to conquer the entire world, colonize the Moon and supply every citizen with 30 q6 weapons a day.

Joining me in this endeavor will be an all star cast

I wanna be elected

Vice President - Henry "Pfeiffer" Arundel
- Why? Because he's basically the most badass person in this game.

Chief of Staff - Bia Pandora
Chief of Staff Staff - Maxmillian VonWillebrand (Grill Sergeant), John Jay and Mr. Wet

Secretary of Defense - Leewas/Krimpie

White House Press Secretary - Dru Blood

NSC Chair - Cyberwitch

IES Director - Zoli
- C'mon, who knows more about US citizenship than him?

Secretary of the Treasury - Leroy Combs
- 21st Century Adam Smith

Secretary of State - Emerick and Glove
- We can call them the Nasty Boys or possibly Harlem Heat when they tag team the world

OMS Director - Helkz

Official White House Stripper - Jon Malcom

While the Cabinet is still being rounded out, the following will make up the Politburo which will act as an advisory committee.
- Fitisin
- Bradley Reala
- Chickensguys
- Beerman616 (Beer Czar)
- Sir Valro Volcrum
- Technician
- Cstarlight21
- Chubbzilla (Secretary of Farm Animals)

There you have it, you're welcome America

- President Andy Dufresne