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Giveaway/competition #1

Day 4,770, 11:38 • Published in Bosnia and Herzegovina

• by Za'Ha

Hi and welcome to BreaKing Njuz....

Today i am starting some kind of giveaway/competition serial. Idea behind this project is to make some interaction between players/ePeople, and of course to give some rewards and in future episodes to help younger players. That is reason why i am writing on english, to make this available to more people. This will be first episode.

Rules:
- Post ONE comment with joke of your choice
- Vote for best joke
- Comments with most votes win prize
- Comment with most votes will chose prize first, next one can't take same prize

Prizes:
- 10 Gold
- 5k CC
- 100 Q7 Wep
- 10 Q5 Airwep
- 1000 Q7 Food

Additional info:
You can post comments and vote until end of Day 4,771.
If you want to help future episodes you can contact.
Vote/Sub is not mandatory.

And for the end here is:

Comments

AsharaKBiH Day 4,770, 11:40

Ide krava ulicom i zvekne je bojler

POmaMA86 Day 4,770, 11:51

sjede dvije zene u sobi i ova jedna ustade upali svjetlo a drugoj dodje tetka iz njemacke 😃

BedrettinOrtak .Komutan SIFIR. Day 4,770, 12:07

vvv

Trite of the northern Penguins Day 4,770, 12:23

Your family is so stupid, you give your chickens hot water so they can lay boiled eggs

Drug Babo Day 4,770, 12:28

polaze mali Perica matematiku,i obore ga. Pitalo ga kod kuce pa sta to nisi znao... znao sam sve al sam malo zaboravio,pitalo kolko je 3x5x3 i ja znao al sam i zaboravio. Pa sta si reko koliko je? Pa 42 koliko i treba da je.Ma nije toliko... Znam da nije,zaboravio sam 3 u Federaciji

alex.tase Day 4,770, 12:42

When an old man thinks that you look familiar, he doesn't ask you: Who are you?

He asks: Čija si?

Joker from Bosnia Day 4,770, 12:45

Nisam lijep, al' sam zato glup. 😅

Kre1O Day 4,770, 13:01

😃 najbolja do sada... asocira me na brdar dragana i tomislav diablo 😃

Joker from Bosnia Day 4,770, 13:02

Original. 😁

Kre1O Day 4,770, 13:04

njih dva su nenadmaseni ali im je ozbiljna konkurencija i crni orao 😃

diamas4 Day 4,770, 13:09

Whats the Best thing about switzerland?

I dont know, but the flag is a big plus.

Brominator Day 4,770, 13:15

Zasto indijanci spaljuju zene?

Da vide pickin dim

TheHeadHunter Day 4,770, 13:17

Ko te jebe !

The Djragan Day 4,770, 13:18

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
A: Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Sorry if it is too dark 🙁

krlo Day 4,770, 13:22

Sta je CRNO, MALO, ZIVI ISPOD ZEMLJE I JEDE KAMENJE????
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odg MALI KAMENOJEDAC.
Sta je CRNO, MALO, ZIVI ISPOD ZEMLJE I NE JEDE KAMENJE?
Odg MALI KAMENOJEDAC NA DIJETI!!!

SULTAN MuJo Day 4,770, 13:29

Negdje u Bosni. Zaustavi policajac trojicu na motoru.
Pa dobro, jeste li vi normalni?! Na jedan motor vas trojica?!
Trojica?! U jebo te, spao Ibro..

Srnica Day 4,770, 13:56

Zasto internet nikad nece moci da zameni novine?

-Ajde ti obrisi internetom dupe.

Rabbit of Caerbannog Day 4,770, 16:20

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar..

The rabbit says - I think I might be a typo.

Rabbit of Caerbannog Day 4,770, 16:25

Sub 700 from me 😉
Well deserved!

Netaji Subhas Day 4,770, 17:28

urs is the best

Rican Day 4,770, 16:38

Rabbit of Caerbannog has the best joke

Rabbit of Caerbannog Day 4,770, 16:42

Awww.. thank you, dear Uncle Rican ❤

x wiru x Day 4,770, 16:41

1st month wanna be Best fighter
2nd month wanna be Politicion
3rd month wanna be eRich player
4th month ok then i need give away now T.T

x wiru x Day 4,770, 16:41

subs 702

PanzerOSA Day 4,770, 16:45

KocoBo je srbija 😁

Fyreous Day 4,770, 16:52

Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

KOLAK79 Day 4,770, 23:20

and you may also say
-I'm taking Browns to the Superbowl

Vincent Garibaldi Day 4,770, 17:11

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day.

Vincent Garibaldi Day 4,770, 17:12

But set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Netaji Subhas Day 4,770, 17:31

This is the joke of my choice.

Gaia Data Day 4,770, 17:59

Here the best joke:

eSerbia is the strongest country in eRepublik!!

Muahahahahahahah
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Super Nova Day 4,770, 18:19

Plato is missing!! Last seen leaving for lunch and saying he would be back soon!

Jd Jack Serenade Day 4,770, 18:37

A lady walks into a stationery shop early in December, “Hi, I’d like to buy some nice pen for my son.”

“Oh, a Christmas surprise, right?”

“Probably, yes, he’s expecting an iPhone.”

Kemal Errasheed Day 4,770, 20:04

Hey, do you know that the joke above me is the best joke in here..?
Alright alright I'm just joking

Jd Jack Serenade Day 4,771, 00:14

yeahh funny.. you got my vote 🙂

Kemal Errasheed Day 4,771, 11:11

Then I vote yours 🤩

d.m0nk Day 4,770, 21:58

Idu dva slapa.. jedan se sljeva a drugi zdesna..

KOLAK79 Day 4,770, 23:06

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KOLAK79 Day 4,770, 23:07

Adam was alone in Garden of eden...
Seeing every animal had its mate.
So he asked God for female to be by his side,
so he wouldn't be one of a kind.

God said -ok, but you'll have to give up part of your lung, liver, kidney...
Adam answered
-hmmm... what can I get for one of my ribs?

Ponosan Bosanac Day 4,770, 23:16

Nije mi do pisanja, čekam da ovi sa Univerziteta u Kiseljaku razviju vakcinu.

Zoran I Makedonski Day 4,770, 23:31

VOTE

010101010 Day 4,771, 00:26

Sede baba i deda i večeraju. Kaže baba:
Što mi je nešto toplo oko srca.
A deda će:
Pa naravno kad ti je sisa upala u supu.

Ludi Deda Day 4,771, 00:36

podržavam
ide čovjek ulicom nađe sjekiru i dobro mu dođe

Dr Druid Day 4,771, 04:35

Best joke for Kolak
Vote 68 and sub 711

My joke: Uncle Plato loves us and above all he respects his clients.... What a joke....

Mayamoto Day 4,771, 11:11

An old woman is walking through the hospital, mumbling to herself: "Pisces!... no... Aquarius?... Virgo?"
Finally she turns around, entering the examination room again and asks: "Doctor, what do I have again?"
"Cancer! You have Cancer!"

Za'Ha Day 4,772, 00:47

And final list is:
Rabbit of Caerbannog 13
Fyreous 9
diamas4 8
Jd Jack Serenade 6
SULTAN MuJo 5

I will contact you during the day...
Ty all for support and participation, see you in next episode 🙂

Za'Ha Day 4,772, 14:01

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123kwstas13 Day 4,773, 14:33

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DiegoJoak Day 4,903, 04:31

v and sub

my article

https://www.erepublik.com/es/article/top-model-international-especial-las-zurdas-2733731/1/20

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