Are strawberry's government spies - interview with Chadly Chaddreson

Day 4,601, 08:49 • Published in USA USA • by RGBC

Let's Talk strawberries





REPORTER - Hello I am Chuck Chukly am I am here with a man named... uh sorry, what is your name?

Chad - UH! Oh! Man, you are really putting me on the spot man...its chad but my pals call me nothing.

REPORTER - And why is that chad?

Chad - Because I know too much maaaaaaaaaaaaan! I - I am getting spied on by the CIA and FBI man!

REPORTER - Yes Mr.Chad and you called us because you had something important to tell us.

Chad - Oh yeah man totally forgot about that! Listen I gotta tell you man straw-strawberries are secret dietary scanners man!

REPORTER - Ah yes and what makes you think this?

Chad - The seeds man! There is just too many of them mannnnnnnn! It's like, it's like there are too many little seeds on that little plant.

REPORTER - And what evidence do you have to back this up?

Chad - Aw geez man! I got tons of evidence! I was sitten and eatin strawberries after I had just eatin a delicious microwaved corn dog with tartar sauce. I was on my computer talking to a human named TinyBigMan on an MMO I play, and out of nowhere a banner pops up advertising Frănks delicious corn dogs. I was totally trippin after that man!

REPORTER - This brings up another question have you ever been under the influence while being out in public?

Chad - Naw man I’m clean!

REPORTER - Well there you have it, folks! Are strawberries secret dietary devices who knows and who cares! Good night!

Epilogue

Chad was arrested after running into a store and stealing strawberries. A strange white substance was covering his nose area. He passed out in prison and suddenly disappeared. - Newswoman Shirly Shirls



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