Andy Dufresne for President

Day 2,418, 10:55 • Published in USA USA • by Andy Dufresne

Since the day I was e-born it has been my goal to become president and rob you chumps blind lead you fine Americans to prosperity. I will work around the clock to bring back the days of Pax Americana. 100% bonus, strong international alliances, retention programs and opportunities for citizens to voice their opinions in government affairs. This promises to be a model of transparency and will set the standard for futures administrations. I will not be naming a Cabinet, instead I plan on doing all the work myself. I plan on accomplishing this by staying up for 30 days straight with the aid of dangerous experimental narcotics and high quality amphetamines. Since I am hardly qualified for this position I will be offering a bribe to all you fine citizens. In order to reap the rewards all you have to do is send me a screenshot proving you cast your vote for me tell me you voted for me. Now for the rewards.

REWARD #1
10 gold and 1,000 CC


REWARD #2
100 Q7 Tanks

REWARD #3
The one you've been waiting for.....



You're welcome America

- King Andy