Admin Missing In Action, Agent 47 to rescue!
Day 333, 06:27
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by Misho
My old dear Pen Pal also known as Admin hasn't replied my letters for about a week now. According to intelligence sources Admin was sent out on a lethal under cover operation to help Special Agent Beta reach the pick up point and be successfully transferred to the safe V1-zone. We have indications that Admin did find Special Agent Beta and took a transport to V1, but something got very wrong on the way.
Instead of waiting for the helicopter to pick them up one week later they took the dangerous ride of a bus, yes you are correct, Bus line 404, the buggiest of all possible rides.
Tour 404 - Bus not found.
Since then no one have heard from neither Special Agent Beta nor Admin. We have found two letters from Admin publicated in Bonte/Lemnaru Owned Erepublik Insider which might indicate he is still alive, although Erepublik Insider isn't exactly known for telling the truth and seldom checks the source if they have a good story to print. Any way, Admin might still be alive, we are not equal optimistic about Special Agent Beta.
A first Search and Resque Group - Alpha Team Peace - has been sent out with a devastating result, Alpha Team Peace with Pakistani President Ikuranji, former Pakistani President Senor Schlong, the French Titan Cicero and Saint Pheadros Lidox are all reported in as Victims or deadly wounded togheter with Special Agent Beta.
Atlantis got a request also and sent US President Roby Petric and Canadian President Banach, they returned so wounded that they both where forced to step down from Office. They are now honored with the Purple Heart and continues their quest with other tasks in the V1-zone.
The swedish Landfather Ziggyzag organized a search by ordering all his employees in Akelius Houses to go out and look for Admin. None of them returned to work the next morning.
The Swedish Military did get a request to send a Serarch and Resque Team but all the Elite Paratroopers and Swedish Armour Forces where occupied studying Trivia Questions(!?)
After a failed attempts from Chuck Norris the Misho'n went to Agent 47.
Agent 47, swedish Bad-Ass Internet Trivia Hitman!
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Have a nice weekend all, see you back on Monday!
Instead of waiting for the helicopter to pick them up one week later they took the dangerous ride of a bus, yes you are correct, Bus line 404, the buggiest of all possible rides.
Tour 404 - Bus not found.
Since then no one have heard from neither Special Agent Beta nor Admin. We have found two letters from Admin publicated in Bonte/Lemnaru Owned Erepublik Insider which might indicate he is still alive, although Erepublik Insider isn't exactly known for telling the truth and seldom checks the source if they have a good story to print. Any way, Admin might still be alive, we are not equal optimistic about Special Agent Beta.
A first Search and Resque Group - Alpha Team Peace - has been sent out with a devastating result, Alpha Team Peace with Pakistani President Ikuranji, former Pakistani President Senor Schlong, the French Titan Cicero and Saint Pheadros Lidox are all reported in as Victims or deadly wounded togheter with Special Agent Beta.
Atlantis got a request also and sent US President Roby Petric and Canadian President Banach, they returned so wounded that they both where forced to step down from Office. They are now honored with the Purple Heart and continues their quest with other tasks in the V1-zone.
The swedish Landfather Ziggyzag organized a search by ordering all his employees in Akelius Houses to go out and look for Admin. None of them returned to work the next morning.
The Swedish Military did get a request to send a Serarch and Resque Team but all the Elite Paratroopers and Swedish Armour Forces where occupied studying Trivia Questions(!?)
After a failed attempts from Chuck Norris the Misho'n went to Agent 47.
Agent 47, swedish Bad-Ass Internet Trivia Hitman!
/Misho, The Onion - Don't Dismay - Subscribe Today!
Have a nice weekend all, see you back on Monday!
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Oh no, they took bus 404! And admin just bough new cars, made by Symfony, brand named Exception.
Supercalifragilistic 😃
Mmmm, new article by Misho
nice article Misho, I was rotflin while reading it ;p