[trite On] OID's guide to Pizza or DIO no Pizza Me!

Day 4,409, 10:49 • Published in USA USA • by Trite of the northern Penguins
Edit's Note; the Trite On!'s ongoing theme will be getting the public (in-game) attention of, and support for my aim of acquiring funding from the Plato foundation for any number of Golden Shower initiatives. But mostly we (us editors) hope to create an in-game forum of sorts via the comments, so please contribute your comment!



Anyone up free pizza?, an article in the eUS news feed, surely nothing but another crappy troll ... the first offered declined, even I was able to follow the instruction and pick up a free pizza which i enjoyed for my dinner yesterday! Thank you Enjoy the Summer for my dinner last night! After following the instructions I received via PM and placing the order, I strolled over and returned with pizza in hand!



My entry into the theme song competition* I ask the Plato Foundation to fund! Please write an article including your submission! And if the Plato Foundation can stop hating the game game long enough to fund what any doctor will tell you, a good CRAP a day is a healthy thing!

*Once the eUS gets funding said competition would involve submitting best crap song - I mistakenly left out the qualifier (OID) song, and humbly ask that that be included if any serious consideration is actually made.

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