[CP] Less Dramatic Headline
10 Downing Street
Better late than never...
Arro again gents o/,
Hope you’re all well after surprisingly dull events internationally the past week. For now we’ll put away our popcorn in mild disappointment; unless a major incident is randomly lurking round the corner again our agreement with CODE/ANDEs should hold for the month.
After the minor blip in the north west usual orders apply: we are to LOSE direct battles and WIN our RWs. Keep an eye on your messages and the national wall for opening times and try to get your kills in each of them for the Freedom Fighter medal (if possible; use bazookas if you have low energy).
Otherwise we’re more or less halfway through the term - good luck to all mongress candidates running on Saturday o7
Financial Irresponsibility
Earlier in the week we opened a discussion on how to use our monthly income beyond just investing on the monetary market. To kick things off we proposed a basic system of £2/kill in both air and land (to a cap of £10k).
The results were comically disproportionate. Prod us here if you’d like your return…
We’ve gathered from the data that I’m clearly an idiot and we’ll have to go back to the drawing board. It's pretty obvious our new players/lower divs need more attention that this did not really address.
If we can find a reliable way of getting stats on our rank ups then that might be an alternative way forward. Otherwise advice from Warbhoy is to follow the Irish into investing purely in air kills at 5cc/kill.
I’m not really much of an economist (or anything else, come to think of it) so I’m happy to defer to this back to discussion before we try something else.
Dispatches from Mongress
A relatively quiet week, just a couple of donation proposals nodded through. Appears our NE passed on Hungary to try and grab the 10% bonus damage…. doesn’t apply to our RWs
>whoops
Oh well, no real harm done unless Chile needs us to switch it back to them. Otherwise; Gov looks forward to the opening impeachment vote come the 27th...
Royal Air Force
Though the ‘national’ MU - the RAF elects our own commander and is completely free of gov (bar occasional drunk advice). Nevertheless I unashamedly encourage everyone under a rock who hasn’t joined yet… to join
This is ultimately a war simulation game no matter what politics you throw at it. In several ways it’s more critical to have a functioning MU than a cabinet >_>
If the rich history of your current unit prevents you from leaving then fair enough; but when the proverbial hits the fan again - and it will - we’ll need to resume effectively being an annoying ****.
The eUK has a proud ‘monty python’ tradition in this respect so hopefully this is something that can finally be addressed…
Otherwise take care gents, bear with me as I try and remember what I’ve forgotten again…
o/
Comments
As i am seeing I am entitled for 10k cc return, I'd like to claim it, if it's possible.
I'd also like to say, it doesn't have to be in cc necessarily for me, but also equivalent in Q7 wep is welcome as well, if it's more convenient.
same
I've got mine, it's a very positive initiative.
Endorsed 100cc so I consider that the rent has been payed for Belfast
where should I drop your 99cc in change...?
Slumlord
"proud 'monty python' tradition"
RIP
1700 kills for me, didn't even know 😮
According to the spreadsheet, I earned 2450 CC. I'd like to claim that if possible please 🙂
As a Legend Ranked player, I'm surprised to be included and decline to be paid.
I'd like to claim my 10kcc plz /o
My reward declined. I think that we should focus on lower ranks.
Id like to claim mine, even if only 1310 be nice to stock up
I would like to claim my reward too.
Please send me my 10k reward, I'm hatching an RAF-related use for it.
As the highest scoring citizen *not* to achieve max reward - I would like to claim the prize...
My god what a bunch of poor soldiers