Treaty between eUkraine and eHungary about Podolia
Voice of eHungary
Treaty between eUkraine and eHungary in the subject of liberating and usage of the eUkranian region of Podolia
1.a Both the eUkrainian and eHungarian parties, represented by the duly elected presidents of respective countries, acknowledge that the occupation of Podolia by eRomania should be stopped in the most quick way.
1.b Both the eUkrainian and eHungarian parties acknowledge the eUkrainian sovereignty above the region of Podolia.
In order to fulfill the above points, the contracting parties agree in the followings:
2.a eUkraine and eHungary, with the friendly assistance of eSlovakia, launch an operation to take Podolia from eRomania.
2.b The timetable of the operation is agreed by both parties and the President of eSlovakia.
Financing and afterwards
3.a eHungary bears all the costs of the territorial swaps and attacks.
3.b After the military operation is finished, Hungary and Slovakia will conclude a Peace agreement, followed by an MPP, in case Parties consider this to be necessary. Should the MPP be concluded, the parties will equally share the afferent costs.
3.c As a reward, eHungary keeps Podolia under Hungarian administration during August, September and October. eUkraine does not claim any rental fee for this period.
3.d The future usage of Podolia is to be decided in a bilateral agreement at the end of October, between eUkraine and eHungary. If eUkraine does not agree in any further rent of Podolia, it should be given to eUkraine not later than 31 October 2010.
3.e In case of transfering Podolia back to Ukraine as specified in paragraph “3.d”, the costs of the transfer of Podolia to eUkraine should be beared by the contracting parties in equal parts.
3.f Before the 31st of October (unless the rent is aborted as described in chapter “4”) both countries should put every effort - including but not limited to military and diplomatic - in defending Podolia against any attacks or RWs and keeping it under eHungarian administration.
3.g In case of a succesful hostile RW, provided eHungary confirms that eUkraine acted according to this contract to prevent the success of this RW, eUkraine will have two options:
A - transferring back Podolia to eHungary, or
B - pay the compensation fee valid at the time of the end the RW according to paragraph “4.d”.
3.h The decision should be made within three days from the end of the RW.
3.i If eUkraine chooses A, the the period (number of days) that Podolia is at eUkraine, should be added to the free rent period, described in “3.c”, and the dates in “3.d”, “4.a” and “4.d” should be increased respectively by this number of days. Costs of transferring the region to eHungary are beared by the contracting parties in equal parts.
3.j If eUkraine chooses B, the compensation is to be paid to eHungary within 7 days from the end of successful RW.
Abort of the free rental period
4.a During the free rental period (i.e. before 27th of October) eUkraine has an option to ask Podolia back, thus effectively voiding part “3.c” of this Contract. In this case
4.b eUkraine should warn eHungarian administration not later than 3 days prior to the desired day of initializing the transfer and
4.c All the costs of such an operation (either attack, swap or RW) should be beared by eUkraine, and
4.d eUkraine must pay the compensation to eHungary as follows:
- asking not later than 31 August: 2500 golds;
- asking between 1-30 September: 1500 golds;
- asking between 1-27 October: 500 golds.
4.e The operation of transfer should be initialized only in case both parties agreed on the date of operation, the compensation payment described in point “4.d” is made fully.
Further declaration of alliance and cooperation
5.a eHungary expresses that eUkraine (and eSlovakia) act during this operation and friendly powers and in case of their claim for Phoenix membership, eHungary supports them.
5.b eHungary organizes the immediate peace between eSlovakia and any Phoenix member in the indirect war, started in this very operation.
5.c eHungary should provide the utmost assistance in transfering the Podolia to Ukraine in both possible cases - specified either in paragraph “3.d” or in chapter “4”.
Comments
Signed
Lisztes, eHungarian president
Signed.
Rostislav Kazkar, President of eUkraine
A magyar verzió sajnos még nincs kész, igyekszem holnap kiadni a külügyminisztérium lapjában
a lényeget értjük lisztes🙂
А якщо угорці не відвоюють?)) Телились коли можна було маленький загін на нижній міст послати, щоб трохи відтягнути увагу румун, та дофарбовувати щонайшвидше територію позаду + плацдармчик на їх березі для дратування і відволікання ...а так напустили в тил танків, потратились "трохи", а кінця краю епопеї по захопленню ворожої дефенс системи і не видно в перспективі... хібашо коли ворог спати піде 😉.... Поки що видно, що румуни більш розумно діють з тактичного боку, нижній міст вже укріпили 11 танками, тепер і його не проштрикнеш. P.S. Це не ода якійсь із сторін - це така моя емоційна реакція рідною мовою: застав, повтикав та зробив певні висновки 🙂
Vote! Végre egy normális megállapodás 🙂
Bár így max október után lesz valami a romániai hadjáratból 😒
ZOMG.
rly ?
be carefull with the traps Ukraine 😉.
fail
а що то за дірка пропалена на прапорі на аві?
Поділля переходить від одного окупанта до іншого...Браво,феніксоїди,поки що ваш план по втягуванню еУкраїни в сферу впливу ворожого блоку діє.Та ще зійде сонце на нашій сторонці,згинуть кляті воріженьки,як роса на сонці!
Valójában azért tudtuk csak most megtámadni Podóliát, mert eddig tárgyaltunk a szerződésről (bocs, tudom, hülye vicc)
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я радий, що сторони знайшли взаємоприйнятне рішення
Teljesen korrekt! Vote.
Мішелька, покищо еПоділля мінімум три місяці буде в анальному рабстві у еУгорців - від того якось ні холодно й не жарко, тай викидати власний голд на війну, за яку і так заплачено мінімум 3 місяцями окупації щось бажання не має. От якби вже визволяли...
you're counting your chickens before they hatch ;3
Этот договор четкий, реальный план с правами и обязанностями сторон. В котором прописаны конкретные сроки. Другого более менее реального плана нет. Румыны никаких внятных и чёткий планов действий не предлагали и сроков не оговаривали. Кроме того, что мы должны выбирать угодного им президента и конгресс. А всем кто не доволен "Чемодан-вокзал-Россия"!
First we should win the battle...
Nice 🙂
Ukrainians, why did you agree to this crazy terms? I mean, even if they threatened you...scratch that. Just because they threatened you doesn't mean you should roll over and act dead. What's the worst thing that can happen? They'd take it by force? Now they will only keep it by force-a great alternative, I'm sure everybody will agree. Why wouldn't you stand up to them like REAL MEN? Oh, I almost forgot who I am talking to.
Well, say goodbye to Podolia forever. (assuming phoenix is strong enough to take it from ROMANIA)
can a left hemisphere of the brain sign contract with right hemisphere? kinda pointless... ugh, i know what, i'll rent my computer to myself, you, i mean me, don't have to pay anything.... so silly.
This contract is a shame for Ukrainian govermnment!
ookyrrei is a shame for Ukrainian people.
HAHHAHAHAHAH Nice job ukranians u sell i mean u gief for free ur country ! LUL epic
Best part "3.c As a reward, eHungary keeps Podolia under Hungarian administration during August, September and October. eUkraine does not claim any rental fee for this period."
U guys are very smart 😉
скажем дружно - нафиг нужно
this is shameful.
hail eUkraine!
hail eRomania!
"Ukrainians, why did you agree to this crazy terms? I mean, even if they threatened you...scratch that. Just because they threatened you doesn't mean you should roll over and act dead. What's the worst thing that can happen? They'd take it by force? Now they will only keep it by force-a great alternative, I'm sure everybody will agree. Why wouldn't you stand up to them like REAL MEN? Oh, I almost forgot who I am talking to."
Do you think alive ukrainians except rusophils support this contarct? It's a shame1 I don't see any sense in giving podolia from one occupant to another.
Nice contract.
És örülök, hogy 28 komment után még senki nem anyázott, hogy ha kell, támogatjuk a szlovák PHX tagságot.
"3.c As a reward, eHungary keeps Podolia under Hungarian administration during August, September and October. eUkraine does not claim any rental fee for this period."
Romanian version:
"3.c eRomania keeps Podolia under Romanian administration during August, September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August and so on... eUkraine does not claim any rental fee for this period."
It isn't great for Ukraine, but at least you will get Podolia back.
Ukraine how could you accept such humiliation ? You will lose Podolia forever for what you've done !
it is shameful.
we have a saying: dont split the wealth before the old man is dead.
so hungarians have to conquer/liberate or whatever podolia first.
8-3=0
blablabla blablablabla bla blabla blablabla bla blabla
so funny ...I'm glad to be a eUkranian / not 🙁
WTF i fight for hungary / olololo
Good luck Ukraine. 😮
sux
вау, конкретика. Очень интересно, спасибо. Поддерживаю.
я немного не понял: как насчёт военной помощи друг другу во время оккупации Подолья венграми? Мы помогаем друг другу в войнах вне Подолья? Или этот пункт не отражён в договоре?
😁 Ukraine was foolish well done Ukraine 😁
Хай живе Україна!
Éljen Magyarország!
For Ukraine it is better to rent it forever and have HUNgarian army keepeing UKR back. It will make more money from rent rather from taxes.
how do u say Humiliation or Puppet in ukranian?
get used with this words ...