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The Pizza incident

Day 2,766, 10:33 • Published in Netherlands

• by Arcanic Mindje

Dear citizens, once again I m the 1 to blame for another attack on Netherlands by this time Italy. This is an unusual of war justification by Italy however those sneaky Gran Padano makers and Pizzeria chefs has sent spies to Netherlands.#

Unfortunately 1 spy has discovered I have insulted Italy by doing something that insults and piss off Italians, making a mess with their food.

Making a mess or burning something which is Italian is the biggest insult that a Italian person can take. I have just insulted them with burning my pizza but additionally I made a mess of it with the weird ass looking shape of it.

Italy has followed Germany in attacking Netherlands over an insult justification relating to a NUL Point. But this time in terms of burning a Pizza!

Comments

Garmr Day 2,766, 10:35

USA INVENTORS OF REAL PIZZA
DEFEND NETHERLANDS AGAINST FAKE PIZZA INVENTORS

HAIL NETHERLANDS
HAIL USA
HAIL NOOBULA

Crypteia Day 2,766, 10:58

You laughed at noobula now they'll attack us also, we don't have enough regions to be raped 🙁

Yamisuke Day 2,766, 11:40

Y U TELL SUCH CRAP, SWEETIE?!

Dhammapada Day 2,766, 11:47

USA che?

Xibbard Day 2,766, 11:59

Why N00bula?

Garmr Day 2,766, 12:01

That's what it's called right?

Xibbard Day 2,766, 13:17

No. it's not.

Wild Owl Day 2,766, 10:35

East or West
Garmr is the best!

Trekker Tlumac Day 2,766, 10:38

I want pizza now

Xibbard Day 2,766, 11:59

We all do.

e Vladimir Day 2,766, 13:51

But not Mindje's pizza xD

Thranin Day 2,766, 10:41

Ripperino in Pepperoni Pizza o7 We will miss you...

Goxi HN Day 2,766, 11:01

me hungry 😞

Willem The Conqueror Day 2,766, 11:01

Prepare for the plumbers!

Ely.nea Day 2,766, 11:16

i'm shocked, you have a computer in your jail ? 😁

Weekstrom Day 2,766, 13:00

My thoughts exactly. I thought we were safe....

djirtsdew Day 2,766, 14:54

Apparently we should have left him at home. Maybe he wouldn't have burned the pizza then.

What happened now was that due to a malfunction in the jail's ovens the pizza burned, and the fire alarm went off, In the confusion Arcanic must have been able to sneak past a few guards to a computer...

Ely.nea Day 2,766, 15:33

a jail of richs : ) he is a little in provocation -- 😁

djirtsdew Day 2,767, 06:09

I guess he sabotaged the oven on purpose to create a distraction? Now that I think of it that makes all the pieces fit together. 😉

And there I was thinking it was a production error in the oven...

Shawtyl0w Day 2,766, 11:18

We have to prepare for a food fight people! Eat your banana's our Dictator supplies and leave them on the floor as a mine field. Sirop guns will be prepared but make sure you hit the enemy first using a pancake so the syrop can do it's job and turn them into true believers of the pancake religion!

Yamisuke Day 2,766, 11:41

OMG WHAT DID U DO TO DAT PIZZA?!