Tahmasee School of tactics and strategy - enroll today!
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by Wilhem Klink
Welcome to the Tahmasee School of Tactics & Strategy
eRepublik is a multi-layered games of strategy and tactics. You may think its purely a find-a-battle-and-hit-deploy, but you, my friend would be overlooking the subtle nuance of the intricate tactics that turn losers into snipers. Our simple course will enable even the most dull-minded eRep player into a strategy wizard. Sure lesser beings just log on, do damage in a battle and go about their day, but you, my tuition-paying apprentice are better than that. You can spend three, five times as long trying to find just the right battle. After all, any chump can pick the battle needing help the most, but it takes a truly idiotic person to check battle after battle, wait until the end and then WAM! hit 'em with tactics and strategy.
Wait, is "idiotic" the right word? Lemme check...yep that's it.
Step one
Go to the war page. Be sure to use stealth tactics so your computer (or phone) is unaware of your actions. Move the mouse slowly, perhaps create a diversion so your computer (or phone, no judgement) is distracted
Step Two
Once you have secretly infiltrated the War Page, strategically choose a battle. This step involves speed : don't linger too long or your computer (or phone) will begin to think you are up to something.
Step Three
Click the big red deploy button. Act distracted, trick your computer (or phone) into thinking you're just browsing battlefields. Maybe say something repetitive, like "Sky Taxes are due!" to bore your computer into ignoring you. Don't try it with a phone, its too smart to fall for that trick. Be sure to click hard & fast. You read that right : click the deploy button hard and fast.
You've done it! You've strategized the hell outta the battle and tactic'd your way to SH/BH. You've graduated from TSTS.
Please be sure to send along your 69cc tuition.
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You know Klink, There's a lot more to it and a lot more fun to be had
You just wouldn't know because you're the Deploy and Logoff type and hang with the crowd that thinks hitting first is some kind of entitlement
Sometimes it isn't even about winning the Medal. Sometimes it's fun to just dump 20k late in a battle and see some loser like Timmy react to it by dropping an extra 100k - That's 100k he doesn't have to use in the next battle screen which opens up an opportunity for another snipe
Sometimes you dump a little damage early to push the wall and wait a guy out. He's online now but in 45 minutes he won't be. So he leaves it as is or desperately tries to pad his number before he leaves his medal unattended
Sometimes you dump a little just to test that green light. Is he really there, or did he just leave himself logged in?
Or, and this is MY favourite part. Everyone around is watching their medals to the end. Setting alarms to check back. Scared no lead is safe. This isn't everyone, but there is more than a few that have made a habit of logging back on at 128:00 to hold their finger over the deploy button, just in case....
The wins can be just as fun as the losses. It's interesting as it goes down to the wire unsure how it's all gonna play out. But you wouldn't know about any of this. You don't really play, right? You're just here for the "community" (lol) - So You play your way in this dying game and I'm gonna play my way. I guarantee I'm having more fun than you. And I don't spend a dime trying
Rylde sets his alarm lol
I have never once set an alarm for erep Rolo can attest to that he's watched me not come back in time for many a snipe asking me if i was gonna take it cause he would of.
thats a load of bull you've come back on in the final minute dozens of times against me there's no way it was just luck. Or you're waiting in the shadows offline watching the round like a goof which is probably even more pathetic tbh
Or your multis are texting you lol
Crylde you come back all the time STFU.
Isn't hard to know when battles gonna end you clowns.
I just love the fact that unless someone is writing about the 69th the media stays dead. no one could even bother to write a christmas article but me yet 2 articles about members of the 69th lmao Love it.
Were slowly turning Canada into player vs player.
I've said it before, I only meme when someone does something stupid. And that someone is always you two twits.
Only writing negative things is a pretty toxic trait tbh.
It's called parody. It's comedic. Toxic is writing taunting "I sniped you, aren't I great" posts over & over
I dont claim Im great thats you just seeing me for what I am. Its nothing more than a list for me to keep track of and a warning to those who are unfortunate to cross my path.
You only write toxic negative things about people you dont like because you dont agree with there style of gameplay that is totally within the confines and rules of the game.
So suck it we snipe some of you. Some of your people snipe some of us. Its taking time but more sniping is happening from your side and were slowly becoming a dog eat dog country as Plato intended us to be.
The best part of all is there is no media unless it has to do with the members of the 69th. There is literally nothing of value or entertaining enough to write about besides us. That my good friend is free rent in your head.
"I dont claim Im great thats you just seeing me for what I am"
Omg, that's almost as good as Rolo's strategy and tactics. The twist you have to tie yourself into to pat yourself on the back is wild.
For the record, I claimed you said you were great. It's in quotes, it's what the sniper brags about.
Also, for the record, I do not think you are great.
The snipes have just become a list of who I sniped last with no claims of greatness. Wild eh lmao your sense of wild is quite weak it seems. Anyways have un farming cc and we'll have fun sniping to each there own nowadays.
Tactics and Strategy Klink - Dropped a little damage to make sure you weren't there then hit you with a 5x with a minute left to SNIPE your GOLD and your MEDAL #69SNIPERS
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/619256/0/fighterStatistics
This article deserves every cent! 12 gifts to be given to Mr. Klink
This SNIPE deserves every GOLD - and the medal as well to Mr Rolo
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/618032/0/fighterStatistics
Owned LMAO!!!
Such strategy. Much tactics
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