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Super Official Government Article Thing

Day 5,194, 08:39 • Published in USA USA

• by Hcmadman legione astra equitum

As part of the government master plan to fill the cyberwaves with lots and lots of articles, I guess I can at least provide some substandard examples for those masochistic enough to read it.

Cue a gigantic flag

Cue mood setting music

So do you want to be patriotic?

If your answer is yes, then clean your guns and fill up the gas tank because a warring we will go.

Yes, that is correct, we are going into battle.

In a behemoth effort we are going to walk right up to Hungary and dump their capri sun all over the jungle gym.

We shall strike as one of a thousand blows, as a finger of the FIST OF ASTERIA! We shall sting and slice for freedom and decency, and because we need a vacation villa on the Danube!

TO WAR MY COUNTRYMEN TO WAR!

FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!

Comments

Stormin EwokJedi Day 5,194, 08:47

Pfenix Quinn Day 5,194, 08:47

That Floyd James stuff has an awesome groove.

Hcmadman legione astra equitum Day 5,194, 08:53

Only version of green onions I could find thats not blocked on eRep, for some reason 95% of music videos will not play on the platform, I suspect due to some copyright BS.