SFP Party Presidential Candidate Announcement

Day 4,559, 01:09 • Published in USA USA • by Hcmadman legione astra equitum
For some reason zRTx is under the impression that I can write, who knew I gave off that aura?



In the absence of any real skill I will try to put this together in a somewhat amusing way.


Recently I was approached by zRTx



What could he possibly want? Did he want to inspect the house he had given me from the SFP housing program? Did he want to fashion my head into crude Serbian bashing tool?

Well it turned out to be a lot simpler than that.

Turns out he was interested in the job requirements for becoming our party president, having been painfully aware of the tedious process I passed on my knowledge, which barely filled up a whole sentence.


Basking in my newfound sense of intellectual importance



I soon found out this was not the end, indeed I was handed a parchment signed by Pope Dio the XXIIVXXICLMXXX and the Walmart greeters association for the subjugation of mankind.

This parchment informed me that I was now conscripted into the service of the dark lord zRTx for a term of no less than 1 month.


In Order To Appease The Dark Lord


In tribute I was required volunteered to serve in cabinet as party spokesman, publicist, and general stand in for Loki.



I guess the whole point of this article is to announce the fact that zRTx is running for the office of SFP PP.



Yall should like vote for him and stuff..... or else he will unleash some norse warriors and pillage the land.