Serial Fudge Packers Endorse Planck

Day 4,822, 14:54 Published in USA USA by Groot of Cascadia


You may have noticed.. but lately, I'm not very active on the public scene of the political life.. But I fear a big menace currently looming over our country .. forcing me the react 🙂


Lets see why and analyse why the 4 actives members in SFP picked Planck for CP election ( Other than obvious partisanship )




Formerly known as Max Planck, Wilhelm...

- Has twice served as President of the United States. ( During USA weakest and slowest time.. I mean, Ajay would've beat him if he ran .. )

- Has served in the US Congress a dozen times. ( Never brought any significant contribution.. Much like Biden in RL )

- Is the founder of the Co-operative Movement, a new approach to the economics module. ( Useless stuff.. I wouldn't brag about that personally)

- Has sat in the Little Red Chair of the Revolutionary Committee of the SFP an astounding 7 times. ( More useless stuff.. like most of his time on erep )

- Is one of the few recipients of the "medicus bonae voluntatis" (MBv -- Doctor of Good Will) from the SFP's Free University of Phoenix Quinn (FUPQ), for having completed the course on "Combatting Tyranny" with the highest possible honors. ( ok ... that's enough .. I'm about to cry from laughing so hard.. )


Highlights of his platform include...

- Seek unity across party lines. ( Bullshit ... SFP is thriving on division )
- Form an experienced, broad-based cabinet. ( in 2009 ... )
- Continue being a good partner to Asteria. ( Good luck with that.. They dont care much about whiners and snowflakes )
- Have a frequent and lively press presence. ( yah .. login once or twice a week .. )
- Redistribute tax money to the player-citizens. ( That's already done.. nothing more to accomplish here.. )
- Form an economic committee to expand the co-operative sector. ( Puking ... )
- No more chicken-branding of everything. Reset names and banners of government programs and papers. ( National orgs and paper are fine the way they are for the past 11 years.. so here again.. useless stuff.. )



So, as you can see... Planck want to give you nothing really... Empty platform... empty promesses.. Empty dreams..
SO vote wisely, support the experienced and continuation candidate!



Yours truly

Groot 🙂