Our bull is missing

Day 5,708, 11:41 Published in United Kingdom Ireland by Releasethe Krakken

When I checked the pasture this morning I found the fence of a thousand tears that divided us and the United Charlesdom was pushed over.

Our bull Moomoohead was/is missing.



If you find him strolling around. Take him into your barn . He only drinks Guinness and eats only tasty meals(uhmm so take him to a italian restaurant in the evenings)he will die if you feed him haggis. You can throw spotted dick at him but if he dont eat it you might just have wasted a lot of spotted dicks. It might cause a spotted dick shortage . And nobody wants that.

We have taught him to fight in battles yes he is an attack cow. So just point him in a certain direction and order him in a firm voice to attack.