Googled (Dumb Thoughts, Day 1,229)

Day 1,229, 13:08 Published in USA USA by Chutley
Three Thoughts


1. It is absolutely, positively second nature to smell your fingers after you scratch your a$$. You do it, I do it, Queen Elizabeth does it. Steven Hawking would if he could. Why wouldn't you? The results are interesting.


2. I fine my cat every time she litters. She’d argue back if she wasn’t such a pussy.


3. Here's a question: what’s the weirdest thing to google? I think it’d be “google.” You’d just end up where you started.


What do you think?