eUK Gov: PTOers Elections and The Month Ahead
eUK Home Office
Hello eUK,
This is a brief statement from His Majesty's Government on the current state of affairs. Please disregard all other information provided in other news outlets unless they are verified by us.
Today is Party President Election Day and we have some very bad people trying to gain power by nefarious means. These people are trying to engineer a political take over or PTO and are lead by Jeremy Corbyn.
The Government has spoken at length with Jeremy about implementing some of his ideas across the country and we believed talks to be proceeding well. He had even agreed to take up a role within in Government.
This has now been withdrawn and our MoFAhas been able to confirm that Jeremy is acting on behalf of an outside power. Whilst I cannot yet reveal the identity of this Nation it is fair to say that their only goal is to install Jeremy as their puppet. Information presented to us has also suggested he is being rewarded handsomely for this.
VOTE WISELY
Please use your vote carefully and avoid the following candidates as they are all under the pay of Jezza.
TUP: Jeremy Corbyn
UKRP: Smallman
PCP :Farage
Anti Take over Party. Groot
Insert Name here Party: Roshchild
If you are in any doubt please contact a member of Government and we will advise on which candidates are untouched by Jezza.
This Government is here to serve you and only you. We are caretakers looking to stop a sinking ship and hand it on to the next leader in a healthy state. We are not the plaything of some foreign superpower and will only deal with them on our terms.
We seek to reinvigorate the country that once held great influence across the eWorld. To do this we need your help in exposing all those amongst us who seek to destabilise the status quo for their own personal gain or that of another eNation.
If you suspect someone of being a foreign sleeper agent please report them as soon as possible to this government. They will then be added to the list which will be published at the end of every Government article.
I urge all those who have association with the members of the list to contact the Government and cease communication with them immediately as you too may also be added to the list. Members of the list will have their liberties limited as much as is possible by this government.
Our goals for the coming month:
Expel the PTOers
Take on a leading role within an alliance
Restore all areas of the Nation
Expand our borders
Ensure the top 5 parties are not run by members of the list
I am your servant,
Karacticus
Prime Minister
Minister of Truth
Jeremy Corbyn
The Gypsy King
Monster Grinder
Nigel Farage
You.R.Gr00t
Smallman
Lyla Rothschild
Winston S Churchill
Enemas of the State
Comments
"their only goal is to install Jeremy as their puppet" Once a puppet, always a puppet.
Any suggestions to add to the list?
Karacactus will make it happen
I'm surprised that we have been omitted from said list after our successful PTO of the eUK many, many years ago (I'm beginning to think we were too clever and nobody noticed). However, we here at The Real Spamicans have put PTOing the eUK in the done that column and have now set our sights on PTOing the entire eWorld! Our plan is simple, we are going to sit down the pub two clicking until we are the only people playing, then we shall spring from our bar stools like a phalanx of randy well oiled Spartans chasing a sheep round the car park at closing time. My crack team of TRS astrologers inform me that this should be sometime around 3pm on Wednesday the 21st of January 2020.
Horice 🐑
I have only just rejoined but already can tell this is fake news and fairy tales. CHANGE THE SCRIPT.
Only one of us is following a script -you. The script of your leader and foreign agent Jezza Corbyn.
Your lies will only strengthen our resolve to push you all out!
Translation:
"I have no idea what's going on but I'm going to take a side anyway and assume any facts I hear against that side are lies to avoid having to think."
Keithunder
V + c
Just in case anyone missed it
TUP: Jeremy Corbyn loser 1-18
UKRP: Smallman loser 1-9
PCP :Farage loser 0-10 ( so unpopular he could not even vote for himself)
Anti Take over Party. Groot loser 0-5
Insert Name here Party: Roshchild loser 5-10