curious case of darkness

Day 3,388, 22:25 • Published in Serbia Serbia • by Dio Maximus

Or.

Debunking the evil dark empire myth.

For over a year in Argentina, the most commonly used theme surrounding foreign policy is this:


Artistic depiction

This however isn't anything new or fresh, as Chile has used that ''Evil Serbs hurr durr'' stuff for a couple of years already. It is getting tiresome truly. I'm not sure who is the ''patient zero'' of this grotesque disease, but I've been seeing Yosemite Sam and VyC Arg for the better part of the previous year spreading it successfully in Chile and Argentina.

While it's an obvious inferiority complex, it is curable, and there is no reason to infect your entire countries with the disease.

Unfortunately this should have been done sooner, but we have our own degeneracy problems in Asteria & friends too. Lot of people are watching disgusting anime and don't bother writing articles. Disgusting degenerates.

In any case, let's start. Barriga Verde, one of the better Arg journalists and probably the only one left wrote an article making an analogy that Serbia is Rome/Roman empire and that everyone in Orion and Asteria (-evil empire Romania) + Spain, Bulgaria, Macedonia are colonized and are puppets.

I came out of self imposed retirement and retook position of Imperial Consu... Prime Minister only to debunk this.



Argentina - victim of Operation ''Remove chocolate factory of one German guy hiding in Argentina''

To avoid going into detailed history of the problem, I'll try to keep it relatively brief.

Last year, Argentina clashed with Hungary in Germany over some colonies. Serbia honoring it's old historic friendship with Hungary and it's alliance with Argentina remains neutral and tries to de-escalate the situation. Lord Turkbro doesn't like it[1], but things remain status quo for the time being.

Couple of months pass, Argentina launches an airstrike on Macedonia, without any reason to do it, except suck up to Greek goldbeasts. Airstrike ultimately fails.

Obviously evil Serbia's fault again. Even though a crapload of our players tanked like hell, and Takimanija was even campaign hero i think or someone else.

Truth to be told, more support might have been provided, but internal politics in Serbia took it's toll on the foreign policies, and a big chunk of our own firepower in Serbia was preoccupied with fighting each other in the comments then paying attention to the outside world. Serbian also went scared their political opponents would benefit from their loss in a Turkish RW and held CoTD while the airstrike was ongoing.

Two small mistakes on our part, but honestly I must ask does anyone actually here think, that if you launch an airstrike without consulting and planning the details with your HQ and allies, Serbia should win this airstrike for you?

Also famed Arg tanks were suspiciously somewhat held back from the airstrike battle, so this much more looked like a elaborate scheme to provide excuse to actually leave the alliance.

Which came soon afterwards, but unfortunately failed in a ridiculous manner. Out of the game, vote passed, ingame it failed. They were in the alliance for another 15 days, but at least Toxic Turks boy band (Sex on Fire, Vyc Arg, Panic Show and other crybabies) had to implement dictatorship and show rest of the world what kind of failures they are, which they continue to prove by getting entire South America erased.



Essentially, Asteria was at this point relatively lethargic alliance and people who held it together were pretty much tired as they did it for over a year without any outside help. Enter esteemed previously mentioned Consul.

The democratic government of ddelacqua, balkvolt, nkt5000 and couple of others proved to be trustworthy and these guys are in the essence good people. We made plans with them how to help Argentina, as it's worries were resources something interesting to do for the community, like war somewhere. Plans were made with them, but not implemented with dictatorship of Panic Show.

What was especially interesting is, that losing colonies in Germany was used by the Argentina Pucara/Torino crew to ''prove'' that the democratic government needed to be replaced as it was incompetent and didn't put up a vote to leave Asteria immediately.

Colonies in Germany were RW'd by Croats and Adriatica while a troll Natural Enemy law was proposed in Argentina congress by someone from Pucara/Torino to block the government from avoiding being kicked out of Germany.

Sabotaging your own country for personal gain and pure megalomania sounds a bit like treason.

Funnily in a moment of personal stupidity, I even told someone to contact the dictatorship guys, to see if we could work something out, and keep Argentina in the alliance. But it was obvious they had their own plans.

Some people inside Asteria while the coup was taking place even advocated to intervene militarily and send our own armies to defend democracy but we declined to do that and proclaimed neutrality. Even more ridiculous was that the coup was pretty close and the democratic government held out pretty well, so the morally impeccable Vyc Arg had to bring in Croats, Turks Chileans and other random people to help his crew out in taking power.


prime minister of Turkey https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1892750

Alright, Argentina and her sideboob Brazil left, sad start for my Consulship of the evil ''Imperium'' but we can go around it. No one in Serbia gave a f..k about Argentina anymore, but oh well, when you are on top, small people with inferiority complexes tend to attempt to become famous by doing something stupid like sabotage.
Resource wars 2016: Panic Show, Sex on Fire and others from the gurgurbrigade constantly attempted to sabotage Serbia, without any actual reason other then to suck up to Croatia and Greece.

Where are your new friends Croats and Greeks now?
As i recall ancient times of 2014-2015, Argentina was deleted and left without congress for multiple months by Chile. Serbia and Romania went to South America to liberate Argentina. I think even Hungary chiped in and AS'd.

Where are Turks and Greeks? Croats failed with their airstrike, but at least tried.

It continued into the summer and autumn with constant tanking against us, formation of Syndicate, raising RW's in the middle of the night in Croatia on behalf of Croats by Argentina by the same 20-30 accounts, people.

Ordinary Arg player didn't really bother us and ignored our battles, never actually saw anyone else other then the turk lovers fighting much against us.

Let's jump to present day.

Argentina is deleted by Bulgaria. Entire South America is Asteria.

''horario nocturno''

I understand that it is easier to find a conspiracy as an excuse for your own bad failures. Sooner you guys admit, better for you and your mental state.

Simply you are looking for answers in the wrong place, and blaming wrong people and countries for things that you largely brought upon yourselves.

So the root of the bitching is in there.



[1]But got to love the picture at the end of the article, epic simply considering they signed MPP as soon as it was possible for Argentina. #brotherhoodoverdamagehood

Disclaimer:Also all of this was



with my own eyes and people from all around the world, so before i read something stupid in spanish in the comment section: piss off snowflakes.

Until then, we go full commando



back to (real one not greek one)vacation i go,
later ur sincerely consul maximvs