Congressional Suggestions and Updates
Day 4,372, 15:01
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Community Initiative Update.
Two days ago, I announced a community initiative to reward our fantastic authors. Each winner was sent 10,000 cc, the winners are;
Gant tommy
Work of Authorship: The Smartest Man on Earth Edition.
Acidify
Work of Authorship: Finland's Fish Economy Crashes
RF Williams
Work of Authorship: The Ghost of Phoenix Quinn
The Return of the Derpy Dividend
Yesterday, I announced the return of the Derpy Dividend in the National Shout Bar to a roaring applause. More than 40 people commented mere hours after I made the announcement. In response, to this and the past difficulty in administering the dividend, I have recommended the following to Congress.
1) Allow daily payouts of the Derpy Dividend.
2) Increase the daily pot size to 50k divided among the commenters or 1000 bucks a per person whatever is greater.
Congress had lofty ambitions with the Derpy dividend but the administrative pains are real. Under Congress’s plan different divisions would get different payouts and whether or not they qualified would be based on participation over the course of a week. Changes are greatly needed.
New Citizenship Message
I have recommended to the Congress the creation of a new citizenship message(NCM). The NCM is the message new players receive from the United States Government upon joining the game. The current message has links that do not work, and does not link to discord at all.
eUSA Forum
Just so everyone knows, I am currently banned on eUSA Forums by the admins. As far as I can tell I have NOT broken any TOS. Last time I was on there I received no warning and no points. I believed I was banned for having an opinion on the conservative side of the house with regards to RL issues. Why won’t they let your President have viewing access, I simply do not know.
All this means is that I will have to work closely with Congress ingame and on discord.
Daily RWs
After becoming drunk, our Defense Czar was unable to post the RWs for today, November 9th. I posted the RWs around midday today in the Official Shout Bar. Going forward it will be the goal of this Administration to post all RWs at 11:59 pm in the Official Shout Bar. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Signed,
President Chickensguys
Two days ago, I announced a community initiative to reward our fantastic authors. Each winner was sent 10,000 cc, the winners are;
Gant tommy
Work of Authorship: The Smartest Man on Earth Edition.
Acidify
Work of Authorship: Finland's Fish Economy Crashes
RF Williams
Work of Authorship: The Ghost of Phoenix Quinn
The Return of the Derpy Dividend
Yesterday, I announced the return of the Derpy Dividend in the National Shout Bar to a roaring applause. More than 40 people commented mere hours after I made the announcement. In response, to this and the past difficulty in administering the dividend, I have recommended the following to Congress.
1) Allow daily payouts of the Derpy Dividend.
2) Increase the daily pot size to 50k divided among the commenters or 1000 bucks a per person whatever is greater.
Congress had lofty ambitions with the Derpy dividend but the administrative pains are real. Under Congress’s plan different divisions would get different payouts and whether or not they qualified would be based on participation over the course of a week. Changes are greatly needed.
New Citizenship Message
I have recommended to the Congress the creation of a new citizenship message(NCM). The NCM is the message new players receive from the United States Government upon joining the game. The current message has links that do not work, and does not link to discord at all.
eUSA Forum
Just so everyone knows, I am currently banned on eUSA Forums by the admins. As far as I can tell I have NOT broken any TOS. Last time I was on there I received no warning and no points. I believed I was banned for having an opinion on the conservative side of the house with regards to RL issues. Why won’t they let your President have viewing access, I simply do not know.
All this means is that I will have to work closely with Congress ingame and on discord.
Daily RWs
After becoming drunk, our Defense Czar was unable to post the RWs for today, November 9th. I posted the RWs around midday today in the Official Shout Bar. Going forward it will be the goal of this Administration to post all RWs at 11:59 pm in the Official Shout Bar. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Signed,
President Chickensguys
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Pertamaxxx
100 cc for anime girls
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o7
Forums are for losers anyway. Congrats on the election.
I got my first Derpydividend. Kinda shocked me for a sec. Because it is not everyday money gets xfer'd to your account.
I like to give a shoutout to real.yout, He had the idea of doing this and brought it into our conscience and was enthusiastic about it. He should get some credit.
Good job.
Sept. 28th 2018
"This is nasty, and mean spirited. I have decided to leave the forum of my own accord. I will return as a messiah when you need a hero."
chickenguys
Seems you left the forum first then you were banned soon after.
It seems people got tired of your bs pretty quick.
Wasn't this like only 2 months after you got unbanned?
Poor CG always the martyr.
So sad.
Derpydividend is fun! Keep it comming
So long, so good.
It is frigging hilarious that the citizen who made such a big deal about leaving the 'nasty and mean spirited' forums is now upset he has been banned from them.