Chopp For President!

Day 3,210, 22:46 • Published in Canada Canada • by New Faustian Man



Hello eCanadian electorate,

Been a bit of BS in the press regarding the next favourite (Chopp dks) to assume the mantle of eCanadian president, so I thought I'd level the playing field, and actually relay some Truth, against the guttersnipe "journalism" aimed his way.

Chopp > Dipshit Gutter Journalist


I'll not waste my time telling you who Chopp dks is (you can easily check his Wiki to get the dl there, or click this article), instead I'll let everyone know what he's actually done in the relatively short period of time I've worked alongside him – just under a year – to best illustrate why I think you should vote for him as eCanada's next CP.


So Here's 5 Reasons Why I Think Chopp Should be eCanada's Next President


1. HARDWORK

First up, the basics: HARDWORK. Chopp has worked hard this last year+ in all facets of eCanadian government, and contributed hugely to establishing our present position with RoSe that secures our congress and makes us pretty much impregnable against all but the most persistent of foes. All of this despite the fact he lives in Serbia in RL and has often had to sacrifice precious sleeptime to be online to ensure eCanada was able to function to the best of it's ability when we were in one precarious position or another.


2. POLITICAL KNOW-HOW

Chopp has proven himself an amiable, approachable member of the eCanadian community and the governments that have sacrificed so much of their Time and Effort in order to keep eCanada afloat this past year. Primarily he made a significant contribution in helping to foster – and maintain – cross-party support as our population shrank and the internecine domestic politics of eCanada got shelved/replaced in favour of the inclusive, round-table governments featuring members from various different political parties. Yes, Chopp deserves a big thanks for making all that work!


3. CONTACTS

His contacts and ability to speak the Serbian language were ofcourse invaluable in our negotiations with Serbia, as were his suggestions and explanations about what was going on in eSerbia -- a subject that became vitally important in eCanada, as our two nations developed the bonds we now share.


4. PERSONAL CONTRIBUTIONS

Like a lot of us who've been in government in eCanada this last year, Chopp has committed a lot of his own funds toward CO in numerous important Canadian wars. This has often proven the difference between winning and losing campaigns, and should go a way to underline the level and degree of contribution Chopp has made to the eCanadian Cause.


5. DIPLOMACY

In terms of demeanor and his tact for diplomacy Chopp is irreproachable. No matter what party or MU you belong to, Chopp is someone you can engage with and expect to receive positive feedback from. This should work to eCanada's advantage should you elect him CP.



Chopp gets a High-5 from NFM (yes, I'm actually a black cat IRL)



So, to Chopp, from the rest of eCanada, especially those people who have had the pleasure to work alongside you: Thanks for all the hardwork, & you deserve this presidential medal! Lets hope the rest of eCanada acknowledge that and ensure no gutter journalism can rob you of WHAT YOU DESERVE!


Chopp 4 CP!!



NFM


P.S.
Vote Chopp and he & his dragons will tear Washington D.C. apart -- that's an election pledge!!