Banning of Croatian Pancakes and Dalmation Dogs

Day 2,824, 11:04 • Published in Netherlands Netherlands • by Arcanic Mindje


Attention citizens of Netherlands, Allies of the Pancake State (Serbia, Slovenia, Brazil, Belgium, Norway, France, Hungary, Czech Rep, USA & Canada) and other Pancake eaters.

Following the Air Strike which has left Croatia broke especially we have all noticed they had to tow their planes with the help of farmers using their tractors, The Pancake State Governnment under the Gorilla dictator ElGorro today announces the ban of all Croatian made Pancakes and Dalmation Dogs which both belongs to Croatia.



Any citizen of the caught walking or having a Dalmation as a pet will be extremely punished by forced to work 100 hours straight in a Dutch Pancake Factory accompanied by Croatian prisoners.

Obviously the Croats does not like Severina therfore all captured Croatian prisoners will be forced to listen to nonstop Severina and Brazillian happy music as part of their punishment for invading the great Pancake Union!

To finish off statements from the Allied Anti-Air Defenses,

Garmr US cs expat of NL: Croats chas no humour and cries too much they should be called - Cryatia

NoTie11w vMod of NL: Gladly spent 1 million shooting holes in Croat airplanes. 10/10 would play again

Molly Jo, CP Canada: Well it's quite obvious based on Croatias flag they are fan boys of the Netherlands desperate to visit.

KapiRadom, MoFA Polan😛 I'd love to get to know the strategists of Croatia. It was so genius to attack Netherlands, and NE on Brazil, the county which is actually leaving Europe. It is so brave and clever, while your best ally has open war on three fronts. Good for you Croatia, good for you

BaskB, CP Czech Republic: Wheres Romper now...

Critically, CP Belgium: Now let's see if they're going to free us from the Devil Slovenians

Joshua Morriseau, CP Norway: They lost the world cup, its a sign they will lose this war!