Bad Men

Day 3,199, 14:42 Published in USA USA by Jimmy Cincinnati

Issue #122



*Commercial plays on the radio.*

-Jimmy Cincinnati-
As an Ohio Senator; I voted to lower taxes, reduce spending and helped vote down two frivolous blacklist proposals. I had 100% attendance and published, almost, every day.
As a former member of the Media and Security Teams; I'm aware of the issues which plague our great lan....



-Ambiguous Voice-
We interrupt this program, to bring you the latest breaking news.


-Linda Vanderbooben-
We've received reports of a high speed chase, just moments ago.


-Richard Cranium-
That's right, Linda. Viewers may want to take the young children out of the room. We're going, live, with our voice in the sky; Icarus Pompous.
Icarus; What do we know so far?


-Icarus Pompous-
We've got a Black Mail in his mid 30s. He's in a Classic Green Mustang.
This clown's been evading police and causing damage to property. We're just joining the pursuit, so be cool.
Apparently, the patrol cars were trying to box him in and he's clipped the back end of one of the units, causing fishtail and roll. The officer has suffered minor injuries. This maniac is playing with his life and the lives of others.
Ah, here comes the police chopper. I guess I'll have to back off.
Back at ya.


-Linda Vanderbooben-
Well, hopefully they can stop this guy, before he reaches a crowded area.


-Richard Cranium-
The police spokesman joined us for comment. Here's what he had to say.


-Officer Cliché-
What started off as a raid on the suspects home has turned into a media circus. We gave each of you pamphlets and it seems like nobody read them. These officers are out there putting their lives on the thin blue line to protect and serve.


-Linda Vanderbooben-
Wow! How'd that get past the executives?


-Richard Cranium-
I've been wondering the same thing about you Linda.


*To be Continued....*