An Irish Airman Tale 2

Day 4,108, 11:20 Published in Ireland Ireland by Kaitlinn

Last night 2 mechanics Dave and Liam showed up with 2 new aircraft and a note from the boss. "BE MORE CAREFUL WITH YOUR AIRCRAFT THEY DO NOT GROW ON TREES!



You would think being shot down was my fault.



Fortunately my neighbour Mike Bane showed up and we decided to go check out what the bulgarians were up to in my homestead.

All seemed quite down there so I decided we better check out my hidden cellar where I kept my whiskey and a bottle of good champagne from the French who come by occasionally to hunt deer.



Unfortunately the Bulgarians had found it. They were passed out drunk in it with empty bottles all over the place, including my prize champagne still clutched in one of thems hand.



Holding back my fury I glanced at Mike. "We could kill them no one will know I whispered" He glanced around and nodded. We both pulled out our combat knives and set to work finishing quickly before heading upstairs to see what we could find.

Collecting food and the beer that the Bulgarians had left after seeing what was in my cellar we headed out. He gave me a quick nod before heading off to his homestead with his stash.

I arrived back at the hideout and saw the mechanics were still busy with my aircraft, standing around scratching their heads.

I glared at them before heading to the kitchen to make myself some breakfast. After eating i decided to try this beer although it smelled awful. Took a swig and next minute was making a run outside before emptying my stomach.

Liam glanced at me as I came back in. "Maybe I should get you a doctor"he muttered.

I glared at him "Only doctor in town is a vet" I snarled. Before heading to my first aid kit for some medicine and then to sleep.

Few hours later it was time to fly. I headed to where the aircraft were and wondered where the extra 3 had come from. I had a pounding headache and fortunately my stomach was empty.

Dave looked me over "Don't think you should be flying" he muttered.

"I'm flying it will clear my head"I snarled.

Headed up into the clouds and started firing at enemy aircraft but they kept multiplying. And after I hit one and it seemed to be gliding down towards my hideout, headed back down to the ground. Not sure how I landed but got down.

The other pilot KuroiOkami marched over to me after I landed.

"What the hell do you think you're doing, you're supposed to be shooting the enemy not us" he yelled.

I stared at him confused before collapsing to the ground.

Next thing I remember was the local vet standing over me, "You'll be fine, animal antibiotics work fine on people" he smiled, before giving me an injection with the biggest syringe i've ever seen.

Hours later I was feeling better although not 100% but will be up to another fight. Hopefully not shooting at my own people this time.

Have to give KuroiOkami one of my aircraft since these 2 couldn't fix a tricycle nevermind an aircraft.

If you're reading this boss send me some decent mechanics and a human doctor!

Cat Sith
Irish Airman