ADP 13: FREE FOOD FOR ADP PARTY MEMBERS

Day 2,646, 09:45 Published in Australia Australia by JackTrout



ADP members, your new party president Mongoosier brings you FREE FOOD today, because you’re all so sexy! And because I’m feeling particularly Australian, I thought we should have: Lamb shanks…




Comment below to receive 200 Q5 food absolutely free! Sorry, it’s for Australian Democratic Party members only… and yeah, we know who you are… Looks like if you’re not a member, you’d better join today! Thanks to Mongoosier, who is paying for this out of his own pocket.

Eat hearty, because Hell’s Party is gonna rock on for a while yet! And stay tuned, as upcoming articles will include the appointment of our new party vP (PM Mongoosier if you are interested).

Cheers from your slightly mad but very sexy party spokesman,
JackTrout