[SPAM] The Horice G Fossil Truss

Day 3,154, 02:21 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Karacticus


Greetings people of the United Ungrateful BastBritain.

Due to a clerical error you are not currently under the control of a benevolent Spammican Government. We are in conversations with the Admin folk to rectify this.

In the meantime I have been given a great responsibility:




So I am therefore today announcing the formation of The Horice G Fossil Truss.
Our aim, aside from a Spammican Government, will be to help others with their hopes, dreams and aspirations. The only caveat being that all of these hopes, dreams and aspirations must fall in line with the Spammican philosophy:

Boring Buggers Are Not Welcome.


Our first order of business will be to comission a logo for the The Horice G Fossil Truss.

The winning design will receive two things:

1) Gold/Currency up to the value of a number of our choice.
2) Nothing else.


Entries must be put in the comments below and addressed to the The Horice G Fossil Truss Design and Decorating Department.


If you have any ideas or dreams that others have called "stupid","ridiculous","a pile of steaming horse poo" and are not a boring bugger then send your ideas to the The Horice G Fossil Truss.

We'll then put your ideas to the committee and see if we can help.