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[SPAM] Join Us And Die. We Are Not ELECTABLE. MY CAPS IS STUCK. Truss Winners.

Day 3,161, 08:04 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Karacticus

Who else can claim to be something they are not?

We have eight members.

We have no principles.

We do very little.

But we technically run the country.

Now who can write a recruitment article in under one minute?

SO BY WRITING IN CAPS YOU ARE NOW ABLE TO SEE THAT I HAVE NO CONCEPT OF THE FORMATTING BUTTONS ATTACHED TO THE MEDIA MODULE.

Now something very important.

We now have a logo for the The Horice G Fossil Truss. I have taken the liberty of combining the two best entries to produce a spectacular piece of art. Congratulations to Madelina and Humpy "I won the CP election due to a technical error" Apples. Both will shortly receive one whole gold each, a truly fantastic prize.

Keep an eye on your inbox everyone soon the Truss will be randomly selecting citizens to perform tasks for rewards. We want to see just how far some of you will go in order to get your hands on CC and gold.

If you have any ideas or dreams that others have called "stupid","ridiculous","a pile of steaming horse poo" and are not a boring bugger then send your ideas to the The Horice G Fossil Truss.

We'll then put your ideas to the committee and see if we can help.