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So we're all stood around patting ourselves on the back.
We've kicked out the canuck, and said "Naff Orf!" to the yanks, and got the Union Jack flying back over South-West England.

I say before we set off the party poppers, we need to resolve the most important issue!

Let me explain: During the total occupation of the eUK by the combined evil forces of Ireland, Canada, and France, the government were faced with a massive problem with the country's balance of payments.
With limited access to the Bank of England, they were forced to impose an outrageous level of taxation on the Cornish Pasty - An tax which unfairly targets the people of the South-West.

The goverment must think we are so off our tits on Cyder that we wouldn't notice!



My name is miniman_7, and I'm running for congress with the ESO party.
Come vote for me this month, and together we can tell our government to



More info about the pasty tax can be found here: http://www.cornishpastyassociation.co.uk/news15.html
And an excellent recipe here: http://www.cornishpastyassociation.co.uk/images/recipe.pdf
(An excellent recipe - I made a batch this afternoon!)


So more about me.
I have been eAlive for quite a while now, mainly floating around in the background. More recently I have been involved in ESO legion, where I am a captain.
More about legion can be found here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-legion-brittanicus-maximus-2013538/1/20
I have a passion fr helping new players in the game - something that goes hand in hand with the ethos of both Legion, and also the ESO party.


Here are some of my supporters.
Why not come join them and say No! to Pasty plundering!




The ESO Contract

In addition to the things I have said in my Manifesto above, I am an official ESO Congress Candidate. This affirms that I have agreed to upholding the following ideas should I be so richly rewarded as to be elected by you. Here is the ESO Contract with the UK.

*I believe you should be showered in food and weapons, with no strings attached, and I will work towards increasing donations in the UK that offer all our citizens incentives, not just members of a particular party.
*My time in Congress will not be spent trash-talking other parties, but will be spent doing my best to empower you, the UK citizen. This means increasing your wealth and self sufficiency, but also your ability to know what is going on, and I will keep you informed of what I’m voting in.
*If you bring ideas of what you want to me, I will listen, and if my own judgement agrees with your idea then I will make sure that it is heard. I joined a party that believes in individual development, and that includes people who aren't even in my party.

As well as committing myself to these policies, I am also committing myself to upholding these principles.

* That I will not bring disgrace to either the other individuals of ESO, or the eUK community
* That I will bring the best that I have to give to every discussion I take part in
* That I will never harm the security of the UK by ignoring its rules on citizenship
* That I will follow the rules of the forums and community, and if I disagree with any of them I will offer constructive feedback and not troll
* That my focus is on making the UK better for every single one of its citizens, not on making my own party seem more important

This is a contract that we have created as individuals, and have chosen to espouse as individuals.

Signed

miniman_7