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[CPSPAM] The Wonderful Amazing Totally Stunning Karacticus

Day 3,148, 08:01 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Karacticus

Greetings fellow unwinnable game fanatics.

This month we at Spammican HQ are running me as our CP candidate. There are two factors that mean this is a guaranteed success. Please allow me to illustrate them.

NUMBER TWO.

I am this:

Not this:

I'll just leave that there...

Number One

My manifesto is simple. I have but one pledge and it is thus:

That's right you can have whatever you want as long as you do it yourselves.

CABINET

On the 4th I will release my finalised Cabinet. I have received an uncountable number of enquiries so if you're interested in being part of MYteam please drop me a line.

Over the years pictures of a sexy nature seem to appeal, so vote for me and I'll keep the sexy coming.

Comments

Horice G Fossil Day 3,148, 09:49

I shall lend you my second best truss, it's all the support you'll need to be victorious in the upcoming contest.

Horice 🙂

certacito Day 3,150, 03:47

Whilst dear old Karacticus is a fine fellow - and the thought of Horice's second best truss does sound appealing - I am going to vote for Sir Humphrey Applebum this term.

Mr Knee Day 3,148, 12:47

Well I'm sold... I know who I'll be voting for.....

FightAndProduce Day 3,148, 13:39

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john GB Day 3,149, 12:30

We need more Welsh magic.

Mr Woldy Day 3,149, 13:24

take me

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