Join the new world

It's been a busy few days but having sifted through my swollen sack I'm now ready to make a release of information. I would like to go on record to thank all those who applied but ultimately you weren't good enough so on your bike.


WHO IS WHO IN MY CABINET?





CP - I am he and as I've had no other applications for this role I will reluctantly fill its gaping hole.

vCP- This role was one of the most difficult to fill but I was finally able to decide on Sir Humphrey Appleby. He has assured me that he will not take my landslide victory to heart and has promised to be online 24/7 for the next month in order to do most of the work.


MoFA - Greasing the international wheels is a very important job and in order to keep us in with the biggest bully we need either a master diplomat or a grovelling toady. For this role I have chosen Sir Winston S Churchill.

MoD - Nick A Llama will continue in this post for the foreseeable future. You can his plans for the month ahead here.


MoF - Dynamic. Exciting. Passionate. Three words you'll never use when describing the Ministry of Finance, so in a move designed to shake up the balance books I'm appointing CptChazbeard. I don't think he's stolen anything but it's not my money so...


MoHA - This is the only role I've yet to fill. So first come first served. Not fussed really it's just writing articles and fannying about.




A strong cabinet is a happy cabinet.

Thank you for your time.
I look forward to winning and giving you everything you deserve.


Hugs,

K