[CHARTICLE] What is this website?
Chutley
WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE?
Seriously, what is it? I used to know. And, judging by the Word document I’m typing in now, titled “erep,” I must have spent a good deal of time on it (it has 205 pages of text).
I’m looking at the site as I write and it looks vaguely recognizable. There are gold and dollar sign symbols at the top with pathetically low numbers next to them…that impoverished state has a familiar feeling.
And there are trophies. I scrolled over one of them and it says “Congress Member.”
Congress member?
Did I involve myself in something enough to get elected by peers? That doesn’t seem likely. I mean, I have priorities in life. I have hobbies, friends, and other stuff I won’t talk about; so how the hell did I have time to be a “Congress Member” on a website that appears to be pretty sparse in terms of political responsibilities.
I also see Friends (1029). Like…one thousand twenty nine??? Did I even click a link enough times to accumulate that number? I feel like that’s pathetic.
Lastly, I’m struck by the line that notes, “National Rank: 1384.” I don’t really know how many people play this game, but that definitely seems high. There are only just upwards of 1,300 people that have spent more time on this than I did?
I don’t know man. I guess what I’m saying is, why would I ever do this, both in the past and in the future? In fact, why the hell am I writing about this in the first place?
PLEASE. Someone. ANYONE. Explain all of this to me. I expect some answers, after all, I appear to have “1060 Subscribers.”
Befuddledly,
Chutley
Comments
I'm so fukkkn glad ur back.
you were truly missed.
You are level 99. I feel like that's high.
Don't worry... it's a high level, but i'm just as stoopid as ever.
There are no answers, only more questions.
Or do they?
Tell me where is fancy bred, or in the heart or in the head?
The poop hole
Protip: they aren't your friends.
But I've met everyone on here a grand accumulative total of zero times. Are you sure that doesn't count for anything?
Some players found the answers...
... and then stopped playing
Why do smack addicts want more smack?
They're smaddicts.
Miau
Chill a box of wine, relax and listen to these guys for awhile.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36btrVZe0A0
~pickle lights a funny looking cigarette and takes a drag~
OK, now what were you saying?
Showin your age, eh pickl?
Dill is the perfect age! 😉
I want more charticles!
I'll consider it.
Holy shit, it's a Charticle!
You called out Ajay once. It was glorious.
More than once. If only I had a comment history...
Welcome to WarRepublik.
I'm a lifetime subscriber. I thought you had died.
(I'm gonna need a pull-out colour supplement, a free gift, or a refund soon.)
And yes, you did. All of it.
Glad to see 'stone age thinking' is back to stir up this 'primitive present' o7
Don't ask questions! Just get your wallet!! 😕/
Missed your articles 😛
About the game... well, quality of it deteriorated... a little :3
[removed]
My two favorite writers, Chutley and Harillal, come back in the same month. Life is good!
Rican IS high.
The answer is buy gold.
and sell your soul
Don't worry, man. The only constant is change.
I am charmed by this Chartilce. I wouldn't choose to change a thing about Chutley!
Sub 1061 😃
You pose a lot of intriguing questions...rain check?
Suddenly, Chutley. \o/
This website is hell
This website is a subliminal mind programming experiment by an evil organisation
This will be helpful: the answer is 42.
you should come back to the Feds. We're still lovely people!
The caveman brain is capable of amnesia ? Good to see you back, hope you don't forget the 100 gold you owe me. You can keep the weapons.
this explains everything: http://www.matmartinez.net/nsfw/
(;,,😉