What happen this morning?...

Day 4,536, 07:58 • Published in Nigeria Nigeria • by efiljo II

this morning some 30 min before day change in video call:
Plato: Are all admins here?
Who with the toothbrush, who with the hand in the panties, who puts makeup on, give a confirmed answer.
Plato: because we have too much smart people here i need a plan how we can f##ked up all of them after day change?
one of the admins who scratches his ass, shyly says: restart the server every 5 seconds for 2 hours
Plato: great you can get now 1 carrot.
The same admin: but i dont want carrot i want 2 eggs...
Plato: Who will tell me what we will do after this situation and how we will make our players to calm down, will get 1 carrot and 2 eggs.

a strange whisper is heard, and all the admins are focused on one camera of their colleague who accidentally turns to a WC
From there comes a middle-aged, bald man with a messy mustache and a strange sock in his hand.
I have a very good idea ... We will give to all 5k energy
Plato: excellent idea
You deserve 1 carrot and 2 eggs