What do we know about Lithuanians?

Day 5,577, 00:54 Published in Italy Greece by InnoDC

They share a border with Russia and I think they are strong when playing Basketball (?). Ah, right, they are attacking us 🙁 🙁 🙁
Why would anyone want to attack us? We are poor but lovely, we are Italians. Remember: pizza, mandolin, Berlusc...ah no sigh

If you care about history remember: any country in this world, at any corner, exists because of us (directly or indirectly), so show us some gratitude and come to help pls 😃

This article is satiric: if you don't understand that, you are authorized to fight on the Lithuanian side 😛