The Pun And Only - Party Presidential Elections

Day 4,743, 10:39 • Published in United Kingdom Turkey • by Pontefract

- The nation's favourite tabloid returns from an extended holiday!

- Parties to hold party presidential elections tomorrow.

- Sir Humphrey Appleby runaway favourite to remain president of UK Reform Party.

- Lord Harambe new favourite to win Pirate Cat Party Presidency?
By Pontefract
Political party members across the eUK will shortly be casting their ballots in the party presidential elections.

Sir Humphrey Appleby - whose irritation and desire to succeed former Dear Leader Huey was first exclusively reported by The Pun many moons previously, is considered the imminent victor in the UK Reform Party. This is despite a challenge, potentially in name only, from Vice President Certacito.

Pirate Cat Party mischief

It looks that Webley2, a longstanding dreamer of attaining political office, could benefit from future collaboration with the other opposition factions in the Pirate Cat Party. "4 votes last time" a source told The Pun. "If they'd got all the other votes, 1 behind. Its[sic] up to AMD tbh."

Such an idea would be wholly unrealistic, however. AMD and Crasianos between them collected four votes and such a high level of collaboration is hard to imagine in something as trivial as party presidential elections.

The current party president, Alfa UKSF, has yet to announce his candidacy.
An opposition source in the Pirate Cat Party, without giving any further explanation, simply said 'Good' when this was noted. A surprise, given Alfa's genuinely responsible management of the party.

Jokingly or not, Alfa seemingly offered his public support to Lord Harambe, commenting, tongue-in-cheek, on Lord Harambe's post that the party spokesman had his president's vote to succeed him.

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