T and A and more!

Day 4,813, 16:48 • Published in USA USA • by Trekker Tlumac


Obligatory T and A





Well crap. I guess I should have kept my bigmouth shut. After five years of silence I had to go and start running it again. Why do I do this to myself? And you? Oh my loyal readers, putting up so patiently with my quirky ways and not nearly dramatic enough articles.



Now I went and got myself promoted somehow.



Well I can be bad too!



*gently removes a pretty purple crayon from its sacred place in its box, cuddles it, and then places it on the floor*



Oh the humanity!



*le sigh*



Oh well, too late now. I get to open my big mouth in the name of my party now.


Mwahahaha!


DC may yet live to regret this decision.



Eh. Probably not, really. I am not exactly the most confrontational person in the eUS community, nor do I purposefully (usually at any rate) push people's buttons. And I am always up for reasonable and civil conversation. Especially when both sides are seeking a true exchange of dialogue.



So, I guess, without sounding too pompous or full of myself, hereby, humbly announce that I have been granted the honorific of 506 spokeslizard. A job that I most certainly deserve and am, if anything, many times over-qualified for.

solid line-up, if I do say so myself



There… I think that was humble enough… Now I can gloat….



Suck it, friends. I am a special lizard. Hear my ROAR tiny chirp!








Disclaimer: Please note that I am neither suggesting nor insinuating that anyone actually go suck anything, especially without explicit consent of that which would be sucked. That is just wrong[u/]. And, like, things have germs. Eww.

Disclaimer of the Disclaimer: Come on guys, you know better than think every single word out of my mouth is serious. And there is usually a pretty big difference in my writing style between serious business and goofing off. This is the latter.




That said; thank you DC for the assignment.



So yeah… You guys have any questions about The 506, feel free to come talk to me. I can set you up with literature and/or answer most pressing questions. And if there is something that I cannot answer, I’ll tell you why and try to get you an answer. Fair?