Sweden dodged the black plague.
Day 448, 05:18
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by Misho
The black plague has struck against eRepublik and thousands citizens have died. The black plague that struck Europe and Sweden around year 1350 killed 15 million people, one third of all people in Europe!
The black plague is widely known as the most fearsome pandemic in human history. Today, it struck Erepublik!
USA for example has dropped from 11993 citizens down to 9385. World wide the drop has been over 7000 citizens! From over 69000 down to 62000.
Sweden managed to dodge the plague pretty well and lost less than a hundred citizens. Dr Död a
specialist on pandemics said it wasn’t worse then a cold for Sweden.
Sweden acctually dodged the Black Death so well that the country climbed one step up on the ladder for most populated countries in Erepublik.
The Onion asked Dr Död why Sweden managed to almost avoid the black plague totally.
Dr Dö
The Onion: So you say Americans are dishonest people?
Dr Dö
The Onion: Ok, thanks for the comments, I understand you have lots of work to do creating the new upgraded small pox ordered by the Swedish Military Special Operation Command.
Dr Dö
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Don't miss the new article series in the Onion,
Platon says we are back wards people, part 1:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/plato-says-we-are-backwards-people-part-1--732841/1/20
It need 5 more Votes to go International, please vote it up!
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The black plague is widely known as the most fearsome pandemic in human history. Today, it struck Erepublik!
USA for example has dropped from 11993 citizens down to 9385. World wide the drop has been over 7000 citizens! From over 69000 down to 62000.
Sweden managed to dodge the plague pretty well and lost less than a hundred citizens. Dr Död a
specialist on pandemics said it wasn’t worse then a cold for Sweden.
Sweden acctually dodged the Black Death so well that the country climbed one step up on the ladder for most populated countries in Erepublik.
The Onion asked Dr Död why Sweden managed to almost avoid the black plague totally.
Dr Dö
😛My conclusion as an expert on pandemics tells me it has something to do with the amount of honesty in the Swedish blood. Studies show that the Swedish white blood cells are extremely rich of Honesty. It may not be good for Swedes all the time since they risk to be backstabbed by other, less honourable citizens.
The Onion: So you say Americans are dishonest people?
Dr Dö
😛No, absolutely not. Most of the people with low amounts of honesty in USA are acctually foreigners trying to hide in the great numbers.
The Onion: Ok, thanks for the comments, I understand you have lots of work to do creating the new upgraded small pox ordered by the Swedish Military Special Operation Command.
Dr Dö
😛What!?
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Don't miss the new article series in the Onion,
Platon says we are back wards people, part 1:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/plato-says-we-are-backwards-people-part-1--732841/1/20
It need 5 more Votes to go International, please vote it up!
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It happed once before a couple of weeks before. I do not know the explanation. Probabl they took out dead citizen or ORGs.
At least at Human Resources we can see the quality level of companies.
Cpt Picard has foreseen this plague long ago. You unbelievers did not heed his wise words! Next time, luck will not save you.
Taking them out is important for the current political system to work properly. Dead people are acctually affecting Erepublik politics quite a lot! *LOL*
They are cleaning up.. 🙂
And yet Hungary has grown with 1800+ new players in 24 hours and another 900+ Hungarians who registered in Romania in the last 24 hours 🙂
So there is no plague 🙂
So it's the Maxicans' fault then.
Nice reading. 🙂
For people that can't read Swedish: "Dr. Död" = "Dr. Death"
This is of course not true...
All the users removed are the one who disappeared since we don't have any infrastructure. They got lost in the woods when they were on the way to their work.
"Dr Dö😛 My conclusion as an expert on pandemics tells me it has something to do with the amount of honesty in the Swedish blood."
Dr Död sounds to me like a real quack...
True Swedes have nothing to fear from the black plague.
The Party is behind this world-wide attack on mankind. We managed to spread the bacteria Yersinia pestis in several food products, among them Pizza huts products, which now have shown succesfull consequences.
It's just statistics in these numbers.
Honesty eh? This ain't gonna turn out good... *anxious*
Here at the end of the eWorld we have experienced the death of near a hundred people..., mainly 'multis' lost in the dryest desert of the whole eEarth, 😛..., I guess them were looking for the underground copper, but just die by thirst in the no-mans land, just founding 'sodium nitrate' all over the place, 😛
Fick Vote 100! 🙂
Grym artikel misho, as usual.
plague upon plague
Have you not already got the Pulitzer price !!
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Det är multi-accounts som de deletar. Eftersom eSverige inte har lika mycket jämfört med andra länder blev vi inte lika drabbade.
Det här är en rätt usel artikel, skrev den mest för att kunna få in en länk till Platonartikeln.
Begriper inte hur den här kunnat få 100+ votes, nu är votegalna! AAARRHHGGG!!! 😛
Läs o vota den här istället!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/plato-says-we-are-backwards-people-part-1-part-2-out-now-in-us-media--732841/1/20