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Operation: Beaver Break Out

Day 1,594, 05:53 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Code-Y

Canada, today I speak to you not as a politician, I speak to you not as a captain, I speak to you not as a superior nor minor, but as an equal! An equal with dreams, hopes, and a future that will be attained!

Our days of oppression are over! No longer shall the pig filth supress us, it is time we fought back! The neighbors to the south have for too long abused us! From mild comments to vulgar insults, the time to stand is now!

After many weeks of discussion, the Canadian Congress has finally decided it's time to go head to head with the idiots to the south, the brainless scum of the earth that lives solely on McDonalds and Starbucks!

We ask that you, Canadian citizens, fight to the strongest of your ability, against these disquisting vile monsters! The time to stand is now, and stand we shall! There shall be no more obesity, no more impurities!
We shall purge north america of stupidity and reign supreme! Now we stand, for our friends, our family, and our country

A message from your friendly neighborhood canadian - We shall remain on top.