It's good to be Fed

Day 4,993, 14:11 • Published in USA Croatia • by The Evil Elvis

I left this game 5+ years ago.

TBH, I didn't really miss it. I missed some of you, but the game itself? Not so much.

And then I came back.

Out of nowhere I was filled with long forgotten and repressed pride.

I was absolutely engorged with horniness. The kind of "my pants don't fit right anymore" horniness that only cums (that's what she said) from being a Federalist.

So. Much. Pride and Horniness.

The kind that would make Alexander Hamilton furiously fap in his grave.



The kind that makes Zooey Deschanel's panties just ever so slightly and inexplicably damp.


The gorramn shiny kind of P&H.



Long live The Feds.