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Day 4997 they have nothing the next morning their breakfast of 2 minute noodles goes off well(they cant afford pizza like a real software company)

that morning traffic is tough







all the hot women laugh at the piles of metal crap they call cars






they arrive at work a fight erupts over the last packet of ramen alexis is too fast though .

its then that his top admin bogdan confronts him . me wants fuel car too expensive too far to walk shoes to bad. woman laugh even harder at me when i walk around like hobo.

you are brilliant alexis erupts. no says top admin im bogdan brilliant left he was recruited by tik tok he drives lambergino now . that big car with fancy tires. he still visits my family sometimes in family cave carpathian mountain.

no i mean that is a good idea . no says top admin bogdan good idea left for facebook he drives now ferreri that big car with fancy wheel all woman cat call when he drives past.

oh damnit says alexis. yes damnit still here says bogdan he is hunting rats in the attic for company barbecue tonight.

bogdan says alexis grabbing him by his shoulder put fuel in game . player pays us to drive around in their tanks. no more communist army. we now capitalist army you pay to fight.

picture it bogdan by the end of the year we might be driving 2000 model ladas. you might have girlfriend. we might order a pizza each week and actually eat real meat.

ok stop drooling bogdan and forge us invitations to that hot croatian software company hangout . tonite we celebrate.