Hello, The Pun. RIP eUK.
Day 4,207, 18:06
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by Pontefract
The corpse of the eUK gains a new Number One paper whilst rotting in a grave that's sure to be invaded too eventually.
By Pontefract
The Pun hails our many overlords. To Argentina, London throws its taxes. To Turkey, a vast swathe of the eUK spits upon its pride. And for our newly elected Dictator, the country silently suffers the innumerable counts of narcissistic lunacy displayed not just by Dear Leader, but by the political classes at large.
There is no display of national pride. There is no direction. Out of chaos (caused by a lack of leadership), fear, division and strongmen emerge. But for what reason?
Never fear, dear reader. The Pun is here to ask Dear Leader.
1. What, exactly, is the next step for the eUK? Where are we going, Dear Leader? Are we ever going to live in an independent virtual nation?
2. How does Dear Leader explain his actions during his tenure? Does he really think he's doing a splendid job?
3. When will you fix it by? And if you can't, when will you step aside and serve someone who can?
A short editorial for now, fellow plebs. Welcome: The Pun has begun!
Note: We apologise for any inconvenience caused by avoiding the use of our Turkish occupiers language in this editorial. Hail Dear Leader.
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Time for a change in leadership.
Time to hand over to the PTOers then? 😛
? Im just a player.
Time for a change of opposition
Rotting in a grave lol, most of them don't even fight or improve their accounts to help our country, take Applebum, been playing for years div 4 level 73 waste of space.
Huey is the CP, what does Appleby have to do with it?
Dear Leader Huey is lvl 502, 241k strength, Legend I rank, 203 billion TP damage for the eUK...what are your Top Trumps stats?
one man don't make an army, Applebum does nothing, his a bum.doesnt even fight , you do, you are good player keep it up.
Stop cheating, Dapper.
lol never been banned ?so are you barking up the wrong tree, you stop cheating the uk stop cheating cheats cheats cheats. 🙂
Dapper - Let me know when those you've defended start hitting for the eUK and I might start considering listening to a word you say.
Live in UK ,Fight for UK.
Pity you didn't spend any time finding out exactly what is going on.
Remember it's better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it.
We must have 470 fools in the eUK. We should be promoting people talking and asking questions, sounds like you are a commie.
Commie? Such a 1950s insult, are you sure you're younger than me?
You are such a fucking boomer, Sexa. Commie is the new insult, much the same as the other side use the term racist and Nazi to describe those they disagree.
so who controls this account?
Heads up guys. This isn't me
Shut up Ajay.
damn it